The other day we were having a drink and the “needs and wants” topic came out. What are a persons needs and wants? One of the girls said…
“We want a bad boy but we need a good guy”
So what are a guys needs and wants? For guys it’s pretty simple… we want a cheeseburger and a hot chick. We want a chick that can make a good cheeseburger when we’re hungry and we want a hot chick to fuck. Normally only the fat and ugly chicks make a good cheeseburger!
Paul the fucking octopus has spoken. He has chosen Spain to win the World Cup Finals against the Netherlands. I tell you that fucking octopus doesn’t predict winners, instead it curses the other team and causes them to lose. Paul is SATAN! Paul is the DEVIL!
The facts are obvious. Everybody knows Satan is the Beast, octopus = a BEAST! A normal octopus has 8 tentacles, but Paul is a retarded octopus with only 6 tentacles. On each tentacle, Paul has 66 suckers. If you add those 2 sets of numbers together you will get 666, the number of the Devil!
Paul is known as the World Cup Octopus because it makes its appearance during World Cups but little did you know Paul has been making ‘predictions’ since the beginning of time. The world as we know it has been shaped by the Satanic predictions of a 6 tentacle’d octopus named Paul.
After doing intense research for the past 20 years I have managed to come out with solid proof and unseen pictures of Paul making predictions that shaped the world to what it is today.
Dawn: when can you do the blog thing for me?
Fawked: later
Dawn: sure 
Dawn: later if u bored can go over kl sentral they have some refugee sale goin on
Fawked: what the fuck is a refugee sale? is it a sale where you can buy refugees as slaves?
Dawn: there it’s like those ppl ran away from war and all that. now they are here making a living with their skills and all la
Fawked: yea so why would i wanna buy their shit?
Dawn: handicraft sewing bla bla bla
Fawked: they wanna sell their rags and shit?
Dawn: er…they MAKE NEW ONES
Fawked: i dont wanna buy their smelly underwear with holes!!
Dawn: not rags and shit. not to buy. just go seeeeeeee
Fawked: some old grandmother fugitive will try and sell me her damn false teeth!
It’s amazing how my talents and creative skills have no boundaries. If you’re wondering what that ‘pom pom’ shit on each side of the ribbon is, its supposed to mimic fireworks sparklers. If McDonalds wants to hire me, I think I can actually make that heart look like the golden arches.
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