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Sing this to the tune of The Real Slim Shady

Hey are you Fawk?

damn you’re looking really hot

think we could give it a shot?

please don’t spit me out like a snot

First dates are cool

but please don’t drool

i just made you fuck in the pool

i just made you my bitch fool haha

  • The real bitches please stand up
  • Please stand up
  • I show you my middle finger
  • so please shut up
  • please shut up
  • Good riddance bitches
  • lets not make up
  • lets not make up

So we get a long now

for a couple of days hey

what’s that on your brow?

holy shit that’s an ugly face

i dump you for another bitch

same fate as the previous witch

make me a sandwich

I’m hungry you little bitch

  • The real bitches please stand up
  • Please stand up
  • I show you my middle finger
  • so please shut up
  • please shut up
  • Good riddance bitches
  • lets not make up
  • lets not make up

Bitches think I suck

but I’m just good as fuck

you’re all outta luck

cause i hit you with my hockey puck

whining and crying

ain’t getting you shit

bitch we through go get a new dick

321 run now or meet my whacking crew

  • The real bitches please stand up
  • Please stand up
  • I show you my middle finger
  • so please shut up
  • please shut up
  • Good riddance bitches
  • lets not make up
  • lets not make up

marriage and kids

ain’t my thing

put your shit in a sling

get out before

i punch your chin

and throw your shit in the garbage bin

who gives a fuck its raining

its only a drizzle we’re over

and I cant stop thinking

of your fugly looking third nipple

  • The real bitches
  • please stand up
  • Please stand up
  • I show you my middle finger
  • so please shut up
  • please shut up
  • Good riddance bitches
  • lets not make up lets not make up
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