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They are the best, period. Don’t even argue about that. They come in various sizes, colors, taste and what not. Most important they are durable. I think that’s why they call it Durex. Once I had this girl over and we decided we were gonna fuck. I like to fuck, a lot. But I don’t plan it. I swear every time its the girls that want it.

I didn’t have any rubber so I went to 7-11 a 24/7 convenient store. I asked for Durex and they didn’t have any. I’ve been using Durex like since forever and I don’t know any other brand that’s good. So I tell the guy to give me the most expensive condom he has. He gives me some crap brand that I can’t remember the name. From the price of it I was rather worried. I wanna hump hard and long, is this shit even gonna last. Some how the thought of fucking hazed my brain and I took it anyway.

I went back home and socked my cock up. The lube on it was kinda slimy and not smooth like it should have been. Without thinking much I spat on my cock, lubed up and started fucking. Half way through fucking doggy style I heard a fucking pop. The chick stopped rocking her ass and I stopped moving. Holy shit. The worst has happened. The fucking shit broke. I lost my erection and was walking around my room like a mad man. The chick wanted to continue fucking but I couldn’t. Being a dad at that age just didn’t seem like fun. Fuck that.

For about 2 weeks we didn’t have sex until after her next period.

Warning: condoms have an expiry date, do not put a condom in your goddamn wallet or in your car. You should already know what the other warnings are, if you don’t you’re just plain stupid. And ask your dad if you don’t know why you shouldn’t put a condom in your wallet or car.

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