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Posted by Fawked On Monday, April 20th, 2009 - 5:24 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
one of my shoe had dog shit man
i have a blocked nose so i normally don’t smell anything
but i was sitting here for a while and I thought I smell shit
it must be like from Saturday
if i can smell, that means its worse than it is
 

Fawked.Net says:
sup
LOL
DUDE THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
so in the train and bus this morn, which was packed like sardines, I smelled of shit
i was the short Asian girl who smell of shit
 

Fawked.Net says:
ROFL
well i guess you made your mark
or should i say your smell
haha
you’re lucky nobody scolded you haha
if it was me i would be like "WHO SHAT HIS PANTS”

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
dog shit la
dog shit smell different ok
  Fawked.Net says:
doesn’t matter

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
i bet i got it in the garden in my house
fuck those dogs man
 

Fawked.Net says:
shit is still shit man

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
fuck you man
no mercy
at all
 

Fawked.Net says:
no mercy man!
no mercy for the person that steps on dog shit
what sucks more than smelling like dog shit is washing the dog shit away
 

Fawked.Net said (4:52 PM):
so did you wash the shit away?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
yes of course
are you insane?
 

Fawked.Net says:
then did you take a sniff and see if the smell was still there?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
I just sprayed some bathroom cleaner detergent
n took a scrubber in the toilet n scrub
I told you my office is in an apartment right
 

Fawked.Net says:
did you get some of the shit water on your hands?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
so we have like a house bathroom
no
are you crazy
 

Fawked.Net says:
are you sure

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
yes very
 

Fawked.Net says:
maybe got some on your legs?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
fuck you man
 

Fawked.Net says:
you sure its clean?
when you scrub it surely some water touched you
 

Fawked.Net said (4:58 PM):
when you stepped on the dog shit while walking you might have kicked some up and got it on your calf or heels
make sure you check and make sure theres no dog shit there

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
no la
fuck you man
I’m paranoid now
I feel like I smell of dog shit
thank god I puffed my perfume 3 times on myself today

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