This is a reply to Dawn’s Sweet Talk blog entry. This is my version called the Sexy Talk – GONE WRONG!
Hunny says:
*stares at u with foxy eyes*
Fawked.Net says:
making me feel bad right now wont really take my mind of what’s worst
Hunny says:
*showing my fierce teeth*
Fawked.Net says:
ooh foxy eyes i like
baby you got some bayam stuck in your fierce teeth
Hunny says:
*squinting and threatening to pounce*
wtf!
i didn’t eat bayam la!
that’s the ham yu
Killzone Liberation (KZL for short) is probably one of the best multiplayer game ever made for the PSP so far. Or so I think anyway. There are other great internet games like Socom, but I suck in controlling the crosshair
with the analog stick. In KZL you just have to move the analog stick to face the enemy and start firing and it will auto aim. What so great about the game then? It’s like using an Aimbot. The challenge here is how you evade and make use of grenades. The bullets move slow enough for you to evade but quick enough for you to die as well.
Another interesting thing about KZL online play is it comes with a ranking system. The more points you get in a game you level up military style. There there are a bunch of other cool shit on the official website at Killzone.com like linking your KZL online handle (the name you use in your online play) with your Killzone.com login so you can view your online game stats on the website. Most important of all the game is really active. At anytime of the day I login there are tons of games going on. It’s no trouble finding a game. Well that’s about all of the good things about KZL… Now on to the bad.
KZL Online is filled with cheaters. When I first started which was… yesterday, I got into some games where some people were impossible to kill. So I thought maybe they are high level ranking players so they get some sort of defense and health point bonus or something. Then I saw even weirder shit, people flying and running really fast. I Google’ed a bit and found some cheat programs. Basically with this program and the correct codes you can do everything from infinite health points to unlimited ammo to fast reload to spawning with whatever weapon you want. Basically all you really need is infinite health points to fuck up any game.
Now, hacking/cheating in KZL is really easy. But not nearly easy enough. I’ve never cheated on PSP games before so I’m not familiar with it. I did a little research and it took me quite a while to learn how to cheat in KZL, and I had to read from a few sites. So, I’ve decided to make a new guide on how to cheat in KZL. This guide is going to be so dumb shit proof that even my 24 year old brother can understand.
Before you start, please check if you have the following:
Once you have all of the above. Proceed to get the following:
Download nitePR:
Download KZL cheat file:
1. Once you download nitePR to your computer, un-rar it and you will see the following files:
2. After that, connect your PSP or Memory Stick to your computer. Your Memory Stick should have a “seplugins” folder like in the picture below. If not, create one.
3. Copy the files from the appropriate version to your seplugins folder. If you have no fucking idea what version firmware you have, your quest for KZL cheats ends here.
4. In your seplugins folder you should also have a game.txt file.
5. If you don’t have a game.txt file then you have to create one. If you already have one, just add the following lines: ms0:/seplugins/nitePR.prx
6. Next copy your downloaded “UCUS-98646” and put it into your /seplugins/nitePR folder. If you have more cheats for KZL just edit “UCUS-98646” and add the codes.
7. Now you need to reboot your PSP in Recovery Mode. If your PSP is on, hold your on button up for a few seconds until your PSP shuts down. Then turn your PSP back on while holding the “R” button. If you have no fucking idea how to do this, take your PSP and slap yourself.
8. Once your PSP goes into Recovery Mode, choose the plugins option and turn nitePR.prx on. Sorry but I’m too lazy to download the plugins to take screenshots in Recovery Mode. But seriously how dumb can one be to not understand these simple steps?
9. Once you get all that shit done. Run KZL. Then press the volume – and + button at the same time.
10. Once nitePR starts. You should be able to see a bunch of cheats for KZL. Just press “X” to select the cheats you want.
11. Use the “R” button to move to the PRX menu. Then change Cheat Hz? to 15/1000 seconds. Personally I can run my cheats on 0/1000. But there have been reports that some only can run on 15/1000.
12. After selecting the cheats you want. Press the “note” button to activate the cheats. Press the “note” button again to deactivate.
So that’s about it. Cheat responsibly on Killzone Liberation. Only use Infinite Health if other people use it first. It would be really stupid if everybody had Infinite Health and nobody could die.
Notes:
Everybody seems to be saying that MJ died. I find that hard to believe. First of all he is only 50. Second of all he is the undisputed King of Pop. He is immortal. How can he die? I think its a conspiracy theory. MJ is not dead. His death was faked. MJ changed his face so many times who can tell for sure if he really died? How MJ evolved in his years:
Well there you have it. The evolution of Michael Jackson. I don’t really care what happened to his skin. People said he bleached himself but according to MJ, he’s got some pigmentation problem. Personally I don’t care what color a man chooses to be. But I do have to say this (no offence to MJ or whoever), am I the only person that feels he modified his face to look like Mickey Mouse?
I can’t really say I’m a big fan of MJ and his sexual preference is a little questionable, he does however have some talent in dancing and singing. But seriously, I don’t think he died. He just changed his face again to hide from all those kids that want to sue him for molesting them alleged he molested them. It makes you think did he really do it? I don’t think he did it. Just look at Macaulay Culkin. The famous child star that acted in Home Alone. What a fine man he turned out to be.
The picture on the left as we remember Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and the picture on the right was what he turned out to be after MJ dumped him didn’t want to be his friend anymore. Anyway, this is how I think Michael Jackson looks like now:
It’s true. Michael Jackson is actually Cristiano Ronaldo!
Once there was this guy named Gennaro that walks 20 blocks to work everyday
and he passes a shoe store.
Each day he stops and looks in the window
To admire the Boccelli leather shoes.
He wanted those shoes so much…
it’s all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the price
of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.
Every Friday night the Italian community
holds a dance in the church basement.
Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear
his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and
as they danced he asks her,
‘Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?’
Startled, Sophia replies,
‘Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight,
But how do you know?’
Gennaro answers,
‘I see the reflection in my new
$300 Boccelli leather shoes.
How do you like them?’
Next he asks Rosa to dance,
And after a few minutes he asks,
‘Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?’
Rosa answers,
‘Yes, Gennaro, I do,
But how do you know that?’
He replies,
‘I see the reflection in my new
$300 Boccelli leather shoes.
How do you like them?’
Now as the evening is almost over
And the last song is being played,
Gennaro asks Carmela to dance.
Midway through the dance his face
turns red.
He states, ‘Carmela, Please,
please tell me you wear no panties tonight,
Please, please, tell me this is true!’
Carmela smiles coyly and answers,
‘Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight.’
Gennaro gasps,
‘Thank God …
I thought I had a CRACK in my
$300 Boccelli leather shoes!’
When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I do not remember what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings’.
There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men -’don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.
Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you do not have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife does not.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts do not have eyes.
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
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