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Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
what

Fawked.Net says:
what what?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
got an offline msg from u bout dog shit

Fawked.Net says:
huh?
i didn’t send any offline message

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
oot@fawked.net sent 20/04/2009 09:58:
when you stepped on the dog shit while walking you might have kicked some up and got it on your calf or heels

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
what

Fawked.Net says:
dude i sent that like
when we were talking about it
many many hours ago
now only got the message?
no wonder you didn’t reply
so do you have a reply for me now?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
yea but just got it from u man

Fawked.Net says:
got a reply?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
dude don’t fucking confuse me
i am already confused with work as it is

Fawked.Net says:
dude im not confusing u man
ask bill gates why the fuck the message only came now

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
microsoft is already being a pain
they sent me a 2 page product sheet in docx format at 4mb
what the hell

Fawked.Net says:
ok and?
i dont get your pain haha

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
4mb for 2 pages!

Fawked.Net says:
lots of pictures?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
quite

Fawked.Net says:
did they ask you to buy vista?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
why would anyone do a product sheet at 4mb
its stupid
i pdf-ed it n got it at 0.3mb
i am on vista ultimate
dude, even my mom is on vista ultimate. hehehe

Fawked.Net says:
dude they wont use a product other than their own shit
OMG
VISTA?
DUDE
VISTA IS SHIT

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
i know. its something we argue with them about

Fawked.Net says:
AND U TELL MICROSHAFT THAT

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
its okay for home use
my mum is getting use to it

Fawked.Net says:
its ok for 60 year old aunties

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
dude my mom is using office 2007 too

Fawked.Net says:
office 2007 is good
but vista is not

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
original okay
my house is original software

Fawked.Net says:
my god u do love microshaft dont u

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
no man, i got it all as pressies

Fawked.Net says:
oh cool
who’s the idiot that gave it to you

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
friends are employees

Fawked.Net says:
oh you worked in IBM i forgot

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
so they cost next to nothing
got few friends in microsoft
they cost next to nothing for them so they gave me as pressies

Fawked.Net says:
if anybody gave me original software as a present i WILL make a bonfire out of it

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
dude it makes my parents look cool

Fawked.Net says:
i will make it in front of them too
how does it make your parents look cool?
i wouldn’t know if you didn’t tell me
or are they walking around with the license sticker stuck to their forehead?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
fuck you man
lol

Fawked.Net says:
lol im just kidding
im just being mean

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
when my cousins need to help my mum with something or they wanna use it in my house, they go like, "aunty, why do you have vista ultimate and not home? how come u using office 2007? so advance one"

Fawked.Net says:
dude, i have come to a conclusion. it does not make your parents look cool but it does make your cousins look like idiots

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
or my uncle who thinks he’s the coolest and have the most up to date technology, and he realise my parents have original vista ultimate with office 2007, he goes "wow……"

Fawked.Net says:
unbelievable

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
the fact that i have ORI SW

Fawked.Net says:
i have vista ultimate and office 2007 too

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
yea but you’re not 60 are you!

Fawked.Net says:
but i prefer my trusty xp pro
dude if i was 60 i WILL definitely NOT be using vista man. i don’t have much time to live and i cant afford to wait for vista to load on me

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
i reformatted my old laptop with xp… i dunno how to download driver for my modem/network card, so its fucked. its in my room doing nothing.
hmm my parents vista is fine
anyhow i disabled that 3d function

Fawked.Net says:
yea it works faster without it

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
my skin is itching all over

Fawked.Net says:
but yea older people always want to be more tech savvy

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
i like the gadgets. i use the currency
teaching dave is a pain

Fawked.Net says:
same with the old people that come to my shop. they want all the latest shit. they want all the latest software on the internet but they only use windows media player and internet explorer.