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Yesterday Dawn and I went out and I decided to watch a movie. The only movie worth watching in the cinema was State of Play. It was rated 85% on Rotten Tomatoes so it had to be good right? I always bought my tickets online so I didn’t have to line up with the hundreds of people. We like sitting alone on the 2 seaters with nobody beside us. Anyway, the movie was only shown in the small cinema and there were no 2 seaters seats. So this was the first thing that went wrong at 9.30am in the morning.

I picked Dawn up and went to Mid Valley at 1. My brother told us that the ikan bakar in the Mid Valley food court was awesome so we decided to try it. Some how I think I failed to ask him which food court and we went to the Food Garden in Gardens Mid Valley. Obviously there was no ikan bakar because we were at the wrong food court. It was already late and we didn’t want to waste anytime so we just ate there. Dawn had Bim Bim Bab or something like that. According to Dawn the poor Korean’s eat Bim Bim Bab in Korea. But obviously only the rich can afford it in Malaysia.  I’m not rich, but if we keep eating Bim Bim Bab, I’m going to be poor real soon. I had a sizzling black pepper noodle on a hot plate. I can’t tell you how wrong my food was. It was ok except that my noodles was stuck to my hot plate and it was burnt.

After that nothing really notable happened as we walked around looking for an 8GB Pro Duo memory stick for my PSP. We had some ice cream and tested some digital cameras. After that we went for our movie. The movie was ok except that the plot was too simple. State of Play was a movie about government conspiracy and murder starring Ben Afleck and Russel Crowe. You won’t really see much of Ben in this movie and Russel had this really hippie hair style. Every time the bad guy walks around with a gun ready to kill somebody Dawn would shake and go “Scared, scared” and put a paper bag over her head to cover her eyes. That’s coming from somebody that actually wanted to watch Drag Me To Hell.

The movie lasted about 2 hours then we went for dinner at Chili’s. I love Chili’s. Dawn had their Southwestern Lamb Chops and I had the BBQ Ribs. Now things went really wrong here. Her lamb was awesome as usual. But my ribs, words can’t even describe what was wrong with it. It was so rubbery I felt like I was eating a car tire. And I was actually looking forward to the ribs for a week. What a major disappointment. I’m going to pay like RM50 for the BBQ Ribs I better enjoy it right? I complained to the manager and we had this conversation:

Manager: I’m so sorry

Fawked: Would you like to try it?

Manager: We can change it if you’re not happy with it (Sad puppy face)

Fawked: It’s really awful, would you like to try?

Manager: I will change it for you ok? (Stupid look on his face)

Dude, I can’t fucking chew the meat. It’s bad, change it. Don’t look at me like I will change my mind. Anyway he took my plate away and told me he will give me a new one. Ah, maybe now my day won’t be so bad after all. After 10 minutes they bring me a new plate. I couldn’t believe it. It’s even worse than the first one. This time its so hard and dry I thought I was eating a tractor tire or something. I returned the damned plate and the manager asked me if I would like something else. I told him I lost my appetite and I stole Dawn’s lamb instead.

After dinner we left for home and I was thinking to myself if my day could get any worse. When we reached Dawn’s home she went in first then I would pass her her stuff from outside the gate. If she went in with the stuff her crazy dog Toffee would jump all over the bags and stuff. As I handed her the bags over the gate (the gate is taller than me) my upper palm felt a sharp pain. I didn’t really care much about the pain. The pain didn’t go away so I looked at my hand to see what the hell was up. Now you won’t fucking believe this. While handing her the bags my hand touched a cactus and the thorns was all over my hand. It was bad. I had like 200 thorns as fine as the hair you find on your arms sticking all over my hand. Just when I thought things could not have gone any more wrong. I had to end my day with my hand looking like the cactus man. I spent the next 2 hours with Dawn while she tried to pull out the thorns 1 by 1.

My hand still fucking hurts cause some of the thorns are still stuck inside my flesh. I have made up my mind that I will buy a digital camera. So the next time when something fucked up like this happens I can post a picture of it.