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I’m quite hooked on Facebook Texas Hold’em Poker. I meet all sorts of people there. Then there was this one fine day when I was in a room with this one particular punk ass that was picking on anybody that wasn’t white. His name is Jimmy and he’s 15 years old.

 

["D@ @LBORO'S" ]: maqhalo

[jimmy ]: ur Chinese haha

["D@ @LBORO'S" ]: ure mamas my wife

[Adrian Fawk]: whos got the queen

[Adrian Fawk]: duane u got the queen?

["D@ @LBORO'S" ]: catch u lataz my braddagh!!!!

[duane ]: u funny jimmy

[Adrian Fawk]: Q, what happened to your million?

[Q ]: that

[Adrian Fawk]: damn..

[Hermanto L]: my luck

[jimmy ]: hermonto ur Chinese haha

[Deen Afgun]: haha you wish now iam here

[Deen Afgun]: its my luck now

[Hermanto L]: maybe

[Adrian Fawk]: i havent got any luck in a week

[jimmy ]: hi

[Adrian Fawk]: hi

[jimmy ]: Chinese

[Adrian Fawk]: whats with you and chinese?

[Hermanto L]: yup

[jimmy ]: I find it funny. I could blind fold him with a piece of floss

[Adrian Fawk]: how old are you kid?

[jimmy ]: 15

[Adrian Fawk]: figures

[jimmy ]: how old r u

[Adrian Fawk]: trailer park gipsy trash finally stole enough money and bought an iphone?

[jimmy ]: no actuall I am quite rich. in my picture do I look like would live in a trailer park I think not

[jimmy ]: I bet I am richer than u

[Adrian Fawk]: dont call yourself rich until you get a job and make your own money

[Hermanto L]: nice

[jimmy ]: I work at krogers cause that is the only place I can so far

[jimmy ]: and u look like a dirty Mexican

[Adrian Fawk]: yea im the mexican that cut your grass on sunday

[Adrian Fawk]: you better watch your back the next time i come, i might kill you

[Hermanto L]: rasis

[jimmy ]: no we don’t hire mexican to do that we hire Americans

[Adrian Fawk]: i bet you aint that tough in real life

[jimmy ]: we don’t trust the mexican

[Hermanto L]: nice to know you adrian

[Adrian Fawk]:

[Eliza Knight]: Hi Reg U look like Santa Claus glad to meet U

[jimmy ]: actually 4 being 15 I am quite. strong and I am 6 foot 2 already

[Hermanto L]: eliza, where your from ?

[Adrian Fawk]: Hi reg we played before, i remember the beard hehe

[Eliza Knight]: Canada

[Hermanto L]: ow… so far away

[Eliza Knight]: I have a friend who lives in Georgia tho

[Reg Goen]: what up?!?

[jimmy ]: r u Mexican

[Eliza Knight]: nothing up here just geting tired lol 1:37 am

[Adrian Fawk]: hey pedro where you from?

[Pedro Arroyo]: philippines. u?

[Adrian Fawk]: malaysia

[jimmy ]: ur just mad cause ur mexican

[Pedro Arroyo]: nice to meet u

[Adrian Fawk]: jimmy why dont you just shut up

[Adrian Fawk]: does your parents talk like that too?

[jimmy ]: cause ur a dirty Mexican that came here illegaly

[Pedro Arroyo]: omg

[Adrian Fawk]: are you stupid or something? i said i was from malaysia

[Hermanto L]: he can’t shut up coz he can’t win

[duane ]: brah u talking to much

[jimmy ]: no they don’t but they do about mexicans everyone who lives by me does

[Pedro Arroyo]: sori im in a wrong table..peace

[Adrian Fawk]: you hurt his feelings

[jimmy ]: good but I was talking to u Adrian

[Pedro Arroyo]: im not hurt..im just sad about racism

[Adrian Fawk]: do you get bullied a lot?

[Adrian Fawk]: whats with the anger

[Adrian Fawk]: im sorry if i look like someone that kicked your ass in school

[jimmy ]: u got a little dirt above ur lip there is that because u can’t afford to shower

[Pedro Arroyo]: good processessing adrian. i appreciate you.

[jimmy ]: no one ever kicked my ass cause I don’t get in fights cause it can take away my schlarship

[jimmy ]: can take away my scholarship

[Pedro Arroyo]: thats good jimmy. kip 8 up..

[Pedro Arroyo]: its always good to talk, dont u?

[duane ]: sure talk allot of ****

[jimmy ]: if I get my scholarship. taken away my parents would kill me

[Pedro Arroyo]: do u really think so?

[Adrian Fawk]: but its ok, you’re rich

[duane ]: maybe they should

[jimmy ]: no . I don’t even c ur face at this table

[duane ]: u dont want to

[Adrian Fawk]: jimmy do you have a gf?

[Pedro Arroyo]: from now on, jimmy, i will be ur conscience.. anywhere u go or whatever u do i, u will hear my little voice inside u..bliv me, i wil be there..

[Adrian Fawk]: lol pedro is scary

[jimmy ]: actuall y I broke up with her 3 days ago cause we r getting a new girl soon and she is hot

[Daniel B]: hey santa

[Phil Cuffley]: hey

[jimmy ]: and we have been talking alot so I am pretty sure I will get her

[Pedro Arroyo]: lol right adrian but im a friend who loves pipol of different races.. i bliv in Love..

[jimmy ]: Daniel ur like 50 year old hard ass

[Daniel B]: adrian sos mexicano?

[Pedro Arroyo]: bye for now jimmy.. you will make a difference in other pipol’s lives someday..

[jimmy ]: k bye

[duane ]: so u got a new boyfriend?

[Adrian Fawk]: no im not mexican

[Adrian Fawk]: yea jimmy, tell us about your new boyfriend

[Daniel B]: come on santa

[Adrian Fawk]: whats his name

[jimmy ]: no I said girl friend and not yet but u take it up the ass all night don’t u

[jimmy ]: her name is molly

[jimmy ]: I am only 15 and I bet I have gotten more pussy than u

[duane ]: no but u will if u eva bring ur punk ass to my neighborhood

[Adrian Fawk]: possibly since you’re a tough guy

[duane ]: 15 year old clown

[jimmy ]: actually I don’t go around acting like one

[jimmy ]: who just said that

[Adrian Fawk]: so you admit you are acting like one now?

[jimmy ]: yeah I am

[duane ]: talk like one

[jimmy ]: I no I do on here

[jimmy ]: but I still could kick ur ass in real life

[Adrian Fawk]: right

[Adrian Fawk]: i bet you could

[duane ]: anytime clown

[Adrian Fawk]: keyboard gangster

[jimmy ]: u r Mexican I just wouldn’t talk if I are u

[Adrian Fawk]: you sure you got a scholarship?

[Adrian Fawk]: you talk like you never went to school

[jimmy ]: yeah 1500 each year 4 high school

[Adrian Fawk]: 1500 each year?

[jimmy ]: it was 4 academics

[jimmy ]: yeah

[Adrian Fawk]: is that 1500 or 15,000

[Adrian Fawk]: cause 1500 aint sh!t

[jimmy ]: no high school doesn’t cost over 12000

[jimmy ]: if it was college that would be shot but it is high school

[jimmy ]: ur an idiot

[jimmy ]: go get that dirt off ur face

[jimmy ]: c u don’t have anything to say now

[Adrian Fawk]: you’re too tough for me

[jimmy ]: I know cause ur a ****ng median

[jimmy ]: Mexican

[jimmy ]: we have 2 Chinese ppl in here

[Adrian Fawk]: hermanto whats up, you lost quite a bit

[jimmy ]: hermonto don’t answer the Mexican

[jimmy ]: ur all scared

[jimmy ]: soft

[Hermanto L]: not scare at all

[Adrian Fawk]: you’re just a confused 15 year old

[jimmy ]: no I don’t thnk so

[Adrian Fawk]: it just shows how well your parents brought you up

[jimmy ]: but ur just a dirty Mexican still

[Adrian Fawk]: you think you’re tough, but in fact you bring shame to your family

[Adrian Fawk]: i dont know what they teach you over there

[jimmy ]: they brought me up good I am smart athletic and polite

[Adrian Fawk]: you dont look athletic to me

[jimmy ]: just not to mexicans

[Adrian Fawk]: you look like a fragile little kid that gets his butt kicked

[jimmy ]: u kidding me

[Adrian Fawk]: first of all, i already said im not mexican

[Adrian Fawk]: but you go on and on and on about it

[jimmy ]: I am the one on the one on the left the other kid is my cousin

[Adrian Fawk]: so you just wanna find trouble

[jimmy ]: only with mexicans

[Adrian Fawk]: your cousin looks tougher than you are

[Adrian Fawk]: i bet your cousin kicks your butt

[jimmy ]: I’m sure he does and my little sister looks tougher than u.

[Hermanto L]:

[jimmy ]: I bet u broke ur leg hopping over tv border

[Rich Laster]: nh

[Adrian Fawk]: why would anybody hop over a tv?

[jimmy ]: the border

[Adrian Fawk]: do you hop over the tv all the time?

[jimmy ]: yeah I do

[Sandra ]: hey Duane

[jimmy ]: sandra do u want my cock

[duane ]: whats sup sand?

[Adrian Fawk]: i think everybody should report this kid

[Sandra ]: why would I?

[jimmy ]: it was just a question

[jimmy ]: how old r u

[Sandra ]: no Thanks

[Adrian Fawk]: is that how your parents taught you to greet ladies?

[duane ]: u kneed to watch ur mouth punk kid

[jimmy ]: I was jk jking

[jimmy ]: jk jk

[jimmy ]: just kiddind

[Sandra ]: internet trashtalkers

[jimmy ]: kidding

[jimmy ]: can u forgive me sandra

[Adrian Fawk]: lol

[Sandra ]: shut up punk…you’re not impressive

[jimmy ]: I just asked if u could forgive me

[duane ]: nice sandra

[jimmy ]: I am truely srry

[Adrian Fawk]: Sandra you’re my hero

[Sandra ]: lol…thanks Adrian

[jimmy ]: u would look up to a girl while I look up there skirts

[Adrian Fawk]: like how you look up your moms?

[jimmy ]: I lost respect 4 7 sandra 4 talking to adrian no but how I looked up ur moms

[duane ]: this kid been an ass all night sandra and need to be taught a lesson

[jimmy ]: Adrian how did we start this fight

[Sandra ]: who’s 7 Sandra

[Adrian Fawk]: it started the day you were born

[Adrian Fawk]: natural dumb kid

[jimmy ]: no really how and who started it

[Sandra ]: he probably gets his ass whooped in school everyday, that’s why he’s like this

[Adrian Fawk]: when facebook emails you the screenshots of the chat then you can see it again

[Adrian Fawk]: they dont take kindly to your kinda trash talking

[jimmy ]: ur sentance gets cut off what does it say

[Adrian Fawk]: everybody in your friend list will hear about this

[Adrian Fawk]: you will most likely loose your scholarship too

[Sandra ]: yeah you should be careful little boy

[jimmy ]: I was trying to apoligives

[Adrian Fawk]: damage already done, you should have stopped when u had the chance

[jimmy ]: cause I relize war I did was wrong

[Adrian Fawk]: cant help you now

[Adrian Fawk]: email and screenshots already sent

[jimmy ]: and u r not a Mexican

[Sandra ]: just play the game and stop talking

[Adrian Fawk]: from the screenshots you called me a mexican a total of 18 times

[jimmy ]: I no u didn’t do that but I hope u can forgive

[jimmy ]: and we can be poker buddies

[duane ]: good looking adrian

["D@ @LBORO'S" ]: grant high school wins california state title grant 25 lb poly 20

["D@ @LBORO'S" ]: northern cali get respect finally

[jimmy ]: sorry sandra

[Sandra ]: why did he say you were mexican anyway? don’t even look like it

[Adrian Fawk]: dont send me an buddy request jimmy, i dont wanna be friends with a racist

["D@ @LBORO'S" ]: you git it uso

[jimmy ]: k sorry

[Adrian Fawk]: i got no idea sandra

[jimmy ]: I don’t know why I said it

[♠Bob♠ ]: h all

[♠Bob♠ ]: hi

[Adrian Fawk]: hi

["D@ @LBORO'S" ]: was a good ass game cuzzin

[jimmy ]: can everyone in here forgive me 4 my language

[Sandra ]: hi bob

[Hermanto L]: hi

[♠Bob♠ ]: how r u

[jimmy ]: please

[Sandra ]: I think you’re too late little boy

[Adrian Fawk]: we’ll see if the facebook admins can forgive you

[duane ]: brah dis guy iz still talkin

[jimmy ]: I have to go now bye

[♠Bob♠ ]: how r u sandra

[Adrian Fawk]: finally broke him

[Sandra ]: fine and u

[♠Bob♠ ]: good merry xmas

[Sandra ]: yeah you scared him Adrian

[Adrian Fawk]: lol i hope so

[duane ]: good going adrian

 

I didn’t really send any screen shots. I just made that up and it freaked him out.