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Hack Your Network Card

Posted by Fawked On Friday, July 31st, 2009 - 2:33 am Posted under - FAWKED.net

There are tons of guides out there how to hack and tweak your NIC so you can download shit a little faster. Because my next post is about downloading and using Windows 7 which is a whopping 3GB. I thought it would be appropriate to do another “How to speed up your NIC”. I have tested this with Windows XP and Windows 7. It’s almost similar, only difference in Windows 7 is its a little harder to edit the system.ini file. The picture guide below will be the same for Windows XP and Windows 7 unless stated otherwise.

Don’t expect a super huge boost to your connection speed. On a good day, the maximum I can download is about 95KB/s. Yea I know it’s slow as shit ok. My ISP sucks ass. After tweaking my network card, I can do about 125KB/s on a good day. This hack is inconclusive. Some say it works and some say it doesn’t. The difference may be so minimal that you may not even feel the difference. I play a lot of online games and when my clan mates are bitching about the game being laggy, mine normally runs smooth. Anyway, tweaking your network card won’t fuck anything up if you follow these instructions properly. Back up your stuff before you edit anything. You fuck something up, it’s your own fault.

Basically what we are going to do is allocated 4MB or RAM to your Network Card’s IRQ. Why? Don’t fucking ask why, that’s just how it works. Read on.

1. Step 1 – Finding your Network Card’s IRQ

For Windows XP go to your “START” then click on “RUN” then type “msinfo32.exe” and hit enter. Type msinfo32.exe without the quotes “ “.

When you have system information open, expand Hardware Resources and select IRQ. Look for your Network Card and note down the IRQ number. Most computers have 1 Network Card. As for my motherboard, it comes with 2 Network Cards so IRQ17 and IRQ18 are my network cards.

2. Step 2 – Editing system.ini

Now it’s time to edit your system.ini file. Your system.ini can be found in C:\Windows. For Windows XP users just go to “START” then click on “RUN” then type “system.ini” and hit enter. Again do this without the “ “.

For Windows 7 users it is a little bit tricky. First you would have to open C:\Windows. Then drag system.ini to your desktop. Then edit system.ini with Notepad. After done editing, save the file and drag it back into C:\Windows.

Once you have system.ini open. Put IrqX=4096 after [386Enh]. X being the number of your IRQ. For example I would put Irq17=4096. Below is how your system.ini should look like. Just substitute the IRQ port with your port.

 

Basically that’s about it. If you are using Windows Vista the steps are the same with the Windows 7 steps. Try it out then leave a comment if it works or doesn’t work. But if you fucked something up and spoil your computer don’t bother replying.

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Rent A Parent

Posted by Fawked On Saturday, July 25th, 2009 - 11:29 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

This was taken from a very famous Buy & Sell forum. Basically you can get almost anything from that forum. You be the judge. Thanks to Layzebone for contributing this.

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Filling a Stadium

Posted by Fawked On Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 - 4:41 am Posted under - FAWKED.net

Fawked.Net says:
http://www.fawked.net/?p=841
check that shit out
its the game

Rahmat says:
lol…great blog

Fawked.Net says:
we should have killed some rivals

Rahmat says:
lol…should have do some ticket scalping

Fawked.Net says:
cannot
yesterday not sold out

Rahmat says:
why?

Fawked.Net says:
100k seats only 30k sold

Rahmat says:
lol…

Fawked.Net says:
yesterday was 2nd game, they were actually supposed to be in Indonesia

Rahmat says:
that shows how poor Malaysian are…

Fawked.Net says:
but cause of the bombings and shit
the first game was last Saturday, super sold out

Rahmat says:
they should have sold the ticket for half price…

Fawked.Net says:
yea it was half price

Rahmat says:
lol
then they should have 10 boats to ferry damn Indon here for the match

Fawked.Net says:
they might not leave after that
HAHAHAH

Rahmat says:
lol…

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Thank You God!

Posted by Fawked On Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 - 3:58 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

When I thought all hope was lost…

Ta-da!

Due to some terrorists bombing Jakarta, Manchester United cancelled their visit there and stay in Malaysia for an additional 4 days and played another game with the Malaysian Selection. It was unfortunate that some people died in the bombings and many got hurt. But I have to thank my lucky stars that Manchester United decided to stay in Malaysia and play an extra game rather than shoot off to the H1N1 capital of the world – Australia. If you haven’t read the Manchester United training blog entry, you should read that first. Click here to read.

We reached there about 5.30 PM. The game was scheduled to start at 8.45 PM. So we went hunting for some food.

Quite a lot of people were already there

Dawn and Fawked waiting in line.

Layzebone and Fawked.

Dawn feeling bored and cam whoring with my breast…

 

At 6 PM sharp the gates were opened and we went in. The seats filled up quickly. I had to sit quite far back as the front rows were all taken. While waiting for the game to start I was on the look out for people wearing rival jersey’s. This time I was not disappointed! Not only did quite a few Liverfool and ARSEnal fans turn up, the Man United fans jeered them in unison and shouts of “Buka! Buka! Buka!” could be heard. Buka means to open or remove, in this case meaning take off the rival jerseys.

Then suddenly among the chaos, I saw somebody… I couldn’t believe my eyes…

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Apparently somebody forgot to tell him Adebayor left for Man City. His Adebayor look alike look is quite out-dated.

 

We Malaysian’s are a really civilized lot. We didn’t kill or hang any rivals yesterday. We just boo’ed them and made fun of them. Some even made them carry up the Manchester United scarf and admit defeat. So it was all good and clean fun. Everybody looked like they enjoyed themselves thoroughly even before the game started.

This guy pops up every once in a while and starts shouting something while holding the poster and his balloon pitch fork.

Couple of guys painted their faces. I think they are from a band called Slipknot. I’m not sure, I could be wrong. I included a picture below for your comparison.

But the best face goes to no other than… Layzebone!

Somehow I feel he bought the wrong kind of paint.

FACE OFF

After waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting. Finally the teams came out for warm up. That lasted for about 30 minutes. Dawn was already complaining about her ass hurting from sitting too long. Everybody around started to stink from sweating… ahhh the smell of a packed section of the stadium. At 8.45 PM the starting line up came out and got ready for the match. Before the match started we observed a minute of silence for the lives lost in Jakarta bombings. I was a little bit disappointed because it was not total silence. For a stadium that only had about 30,000 out of 100,000 spectators the amount of hooligans making noise during the silent period was very shameful.

Manchester United starting line up.

Group photo.

Getting ready to start.

Really getting ready to start.

And it finally starts!

I didn’t take much pictures during the game. I was busy watching the game. I wasn’t about to watch the game through my 3inch LCD on my Panasonic TZ7 Digital Camera. But luckily thanks to its awesome 12X Optical Zoom, I could take better pictures than the normal digi cams.

Sir Alex Ferguson chilling out.

Wayne Rooney wasn’t on the starting line up. And on the 2nd half the fans started chanting his name and he finally came on. A few minutes after Rooney came out he had a clear chance at goal but he kicked it wide off the mark. I think he got a little frustrated or maybe somebody forgot to mention to him that this was a friendly. He ass bumped a player and that guy went flying. I swear I’ve never seen somebody fly so far after bumping into another human. He looked like a bus hit him.

The ref giving Rooney a little talking to after the incident.

 

Manchester United made a bunch of substitutions and so did Malaysia. But when it was time for a Malaysian player named Sabrie to make his entrance, he was welcomed by a mixture of boos and cheers and some “Why la put Sabrie?” This was almost towards the end of the game and my section had quite a good laugh cause a couple of guys behind us were real comedians. They were shouting some really funny instructions to Sabrie.

A little after that we left. The game ended 2-0. I was hoping to see about 10 goals scored in between them. But still it was better than nothing. Will have to wait for another 10 years before I get to see them play against Malaysia again. Hopefully by that time Malaysia can do a little bit better than now. At least we know they improved a bit, the last time they came we got our asses kicked six to nothing.

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Man Utd Training

Posted by Fawked On Monday, July 20th, 2009 - 12:40 am Posted under - FAWKED.net

2 days ago Manchester United came to Malaysia for their Asian tour. The tickets for the games were sold out so I only managed to catch the training. After Malaysia, Man Utd were scheduled to visit Indonesia. But some terrorists decided to bomb the hotel they were going to stay in. So Man Utd cancelled the Indonesian visit and decided to stay in Malaysia for another 4 days and playing an extra match with the Malaysian Selection. The last time Man Utd came was in 1999. That was 10 years ago. I didn’t get to go then for some reason I can’t remember and this time the tickets were sold out. But they are playing an extra game and I’m not free to go. How fucked up is this? I have to wait another 10 years before I can see them play against Malaysia. Anyway, I went for the training and it was awesome.

Forgive me for the quality of the pictures. Thanks to forest fires in Indonesia the haze is back in Malaysia. The pictures look like I took them in the fog. Enjoy.

I look like a fucking tourist.

The booth sold some really expensive Man Utd merchandise. I’m sure it’s official merchandise unlike those I saw outside the stadium. I couldn’t get a picture of the stalls outside the stadium but I noticed they didn’t sell any Man Utd jerseys… Maybe they were just sold out.

Even the FRU truck is a Man Utd fan.

Heng and his family.

Fawked and Brother Heng. Merah for life!

Heng and Dawn. Waiting for the damned gates to open. They delayed it for an hour.

Finally we could go in. A picture of the empty stadium. This was at about 3 PM.

Picking the best seat in the stadium. Right in the middle of the hot 3 PM sun. It was awesome!

Me leaving the best seat in the stadium to look for some fucking shade.

K9 Unit sniffing for bombs and shit. When he passed us I shouted “Bang boleh posing sikit?” Translated it means “Hey fella, could you pose for me?”. He replied he was on duty and he just smiled. Actually I was talking to the dog.

It was going to be about 2 and a half hours before the training started. The Malaysian team was going to start training first followed by Manchester United. While waiting for the training to start more and more people started to come into the stadium. A couple of months ago Chelsea came to Malaysia and a bunch of us wore Man Utd jerseys to their training. I think we verbally screwed them so much Scolari lost his tactics and eventually got his ass fired leading to Chelsea finishing 3rd last season. Haha, Chelsea sucks monkey balls. Anyway, I was bored so I started to look for anyone that was wearing some other EPL team jersey. I planned to start a riot if somebody wore rival jerseys. A few pictures I took while looking for rivals.

For a moment I thought Michael Owen was in the stands

Either rip off the name or burn the jersey. Ronaldo is a fucking disgrace.

Not another one?

I didn’t see any rivals and I was disappointed as fuck. But I saw this guy. The closest to a rival as I could get. But I’m still deciding if I should have fucked him up. But he was wearing an England jersey.

Somebody brought a banner that read

“WHO CARES ABOUT RONALDO & TEVEZ”

After waiting like hell in the hot as hell sun the Malaysian team finally came out. Rajagopal came out to tremendous cheering and he decided he wanted to show us a thing or two about kicking a ball… into an empty goal. He fucking missed on his first try. He kicked the ball wide off goal. We booed the fuck out of him of course. He gave it another shot and oh surprise! He scored.

Doing their warm up…

I didn’t take much pictures of the Malaysian team. Basically what they did we already did in primary and secondary school so no need to post pictures of that. We all have good memories of Pendidikan Jasmani. Shortly after the Malaysian team were done, Manchester United came out.

Scholes came out first.

Nani, Scholes and Giggs.

The man behind the success, Sir Alex Ferguson

This guy was dropping blue cloths on the field. I thought he was trying to dry his laundry in our hot sun.

He kept dropping the blue cloths and I didn’t think much of it.

Manchester United running laps before stretching.

The team stretching.

Ben Foster, Tomasz Kuszcak and Van Der Sar.

Getting ready to do sprints.

Rehydrating.

Gary Neville performing his Captain duties.

Getting ready to play “Get the ball Monkey”. Now I know what the blue cloth was for. The Monkey would have to hold the blue cloth.

Every time Berbatov became the Monkey we would shout

“RUN AFTER THE BALL BERBATOV YOU LAZY BASTARD!”

Training passing. Berbatov is one lazy ass.

They left poor Foster out of the game so he had to go pick the balls.

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