Fawked Network

Today I brought Dawn to KLCC cause she wanted to buy some Estee Lauder cosmetics. They have this promotion going on if you buy some products you get to join their Model Search contest. Every time I bring her for an audition or interview she takes a very long time. So I always go prepared. I brought along with me my trustee old PSP and a book I’m currently reading entitled The Holcroft  Covenant by Robert Ludlum.

I had this craving for ice blended coffee for about a month now. So I decided I would wait for Dawn at either Starbucks or Coffee Bean. Both places were fully booked. After walking for about an hour looking for a place to sit and drink I ended up at Burger King.

I also want to point out that I spent about 30 minutes looking for a toilet. The toilets were either under renovation or they charged RM2 per entry. The only free toilet was at the concourse. You can imagine how packed the free toilet was. I’m not about to pay RM2 to take a piss. If I had a bad stomach ache and I’m going to be long then yea, I might pay the RM2.

What I don’t understand is, why have a toilet when you can’t afford to let people to use it for free? Gardens got some pretty nice toilets, and it’s free. Sungai Wang got some crappy toilets and they charge RM0.20. So it’s either free or charge RM0.20, there’s no such thing as a premium toilet. Trust me, I’ve paid that RM2 to use their premium toilets before and the toilet attendant refused to help me wipe my ass.

So anyway, I ended up at Burger King and I bought myself a large Coke. Come to think of it, I should have just bought a regular Coke since it’s free refill. I took a seat right next to the Coke machine. I didn’t want to walk to far and lose my seat. I wanted to play Killzone Liberation online so I searched for some open Wi-Fi. There were about 5 open Wi-Fi’s but I couldn’t get online with any of them. Weird. Then I decided to play World Series of Poker Battle of the Bracelets (WSOP).

As I sat there for about 2 hours I saw some pretty weird ass shit. First was this really loud Arab kid. I don’t know why he spoke so loud. He was with 2 other fat Arab kids. For a moment he really scared the shit out of me. He sounded like he wanted to blow up something. Anyway this is what he said while he used the Coke machine:

Loud Arab Kid: PATA WATA KATAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WATA WATA PATA PATA PATA!

Translation: Holy fucking crap! When I press this button black liquid comes out other than oil! I should get my dad to buy one of this shit!

I’m fucking serious ok. After he filled his cup, he put his cup down. Then he started pressing the dispenser with 1 hand while he touched the flowing Coke with his other hand. He looked so happy as if it was water from Heaven. I was a little bit worried if maybe it was a detonator and it was faulty.

Not too long after that a fat Arab kid started shouting and pointing to his sandwich. He wasn’t associated with the loud mouth Arab kid, but I guess he was a distant relative or something. Anyway, this was what he said:

Fat Arab Kid: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR PATA WAKA KA KAAAAAAAAAAAA BALAAAA TAAAAAAAAAA

Translation: Why the fuck are there vegetables in my sandwich?

He ran to a few friends to check out their sandwiches to see if they had vegetables. He looked like he got pissed off and start grumbling to himself. He then pushed his tray away and put his sandwich on the table. He removed the bread, the piece of chicken and put them side by side on the table so he could remove the vegetables and threw them on the tray.

I guess in Arab it’s so sandy, he thought the table must be clean since there’s no sand on it

Now I’m really beginning to realize just how many Arabs there were in Burger King. Almost 50% of the people in Burger King were Arabs. Maybe Arabs like eating burgers. When I thought I’ve seen it all 2 Arab teenagers came to the dispenser. One of them had about 15 cups stacked up. Nothing weird about that.

Then his friend noticed that it would be impossible to carry 15 cups on a single tray. You can’t even fucking guess what he did. He took a whole table and used the table like a tray. I took some pictures with my crappy telephone so the quality of the image is really shit.

If you’ve been to the KLCC Burger King you know if you put a bloody table there you’re going to block the whole damn path way. And that is just what they did.

“Have it your way” is the Burger King tagline. But I think these guys are taking it a little too far.