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So yesterday I went out with Dawn and finally after 2 months we caught Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Rotten Tomatoes rated it at 19%. Nineteen fucking percent. Can you believe that?

When Rotten Tomatoes rates a movie lower than 60% you know its absolutely shit. I was a little bit worried. 19% would have to be way below horrible. But some movies you just have to watch it even if its shit, you get what I mean? Movies like the Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean and Star Wars. It’s crap, but you have to watch it. You just have to. Then there are really bad movies like Titanic that we should skip.

I actually enjoyed Transformers 2. The story line was crappy as usual but the graphics and Megan Fox was exceptionally hot. That was why Dawn wanted to watch Transformers 2 anyway, because of Megan Fox.

One really big disappointment was the sound that we all grew up with when the Transformers change from robot to vehicle was either too soft or none at all. It’s not Transformers if you don’t have the sound! Every time they transformed I had to make the sound in my head or else it would be like watching Voltron or something.

That’s Voltron. I used to watch that shit when I was a kid. As I’m typing this, I just realized how much it fucking sucks.

Before the movie we went for lunch at Jaya Jusco because Dawn wanted to eat asam laksa. Let me repeat; Dawn wanted to eat asam laksa. I wanted to eat the nasi lemak with curry chicken. Our conversation:

Dawn: Why my asam laksa no fish?

Fawked: Don’t know…

Dawn: Really no fish one woh.

Fawked: Ok

Dawn: Not nice already, next time don’t want to eat.

Fawked: Ok (eating even quicker now, I know what’s coming)

Dawn: How’s your nasi lemak?

Fawked: It’s ok. Errr it’s really not that good.

Dawn: Really?

Fawked: Really really.

Dawn: My asam laksa is too spicy and not nice.

Fawked: Would you like to exchange?

Dawn: Ok!

So basically I almost ate a whole plate of nasi lemak then Dawn stole my nasi lemak and the whole piece of chicken and gave me an almost full bowl of asam laksa. No wonder people keep telling me that I put on weight. Anyway, my point is I’m fucking stuffed ok?

After lunch we walked around and there was this Coke counter at the MPH entrance hall. And they were giving out free coke. Before you read the conversation, a little information: Dawn does not like to drink soft drinks.

Dawn: Free Coke!

Fawked: I’m too full.

Dawn: But it’s free! Lets take 2 cans.

Fawked: Can you drink? I’m too full.

Dawn: Sure!

Fawked: Take 1 can enough.

Dawn: Ok.

I was so busy looking at all the freeloaders take the free can of Coke I didn’t even notice why they were giving out free Cokes for. For some reason the Coke tasted a little bit weird. But maybe I was just a little paranoid because it was free. Every time Dawn took a sip of Coke we had this conversation:

Dawn: Look! My eyes are tearing up! The gas making my eye tear.

After 2 sips of Coke and with teary eyes she said:

Dawn: I can’t drink already, very full. Nah you drink la.

For the next hour I was so bloated I felt like I was going to explode. We had about an hour and a half before the movie started so we went to Borders to look at some books. I bought 3 books by Jeffrey Archer and the titles are:

A continuation from The Prodigal Daughter. Can’t really tell you what it is about because if you have not read the Prodigal Daughter, the synopsis contains spoilers. But if you want to know the spoiler click below:

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Florentyna Kane became president and Shall We Tell The President is about assassins trying to assassinate her.

About Saddam Hussein planning a revenge so diabolical that the United States will be left with no choice but to retaliate.

About 2 twins parted at birth and are selected later in life to stand against each other for the governor of the state.

After that Transformers 2 we went for dinner at Zan Mai. As usual Zan Mai was packed and we had to line up and waited for about 30 minutes before we got a seat. After dinner I went to buy some mouth wash. I prefer Listerine but Dawn says Oral-B is better because it does not contain alcohol. I prefer Listerine cause it hurts like a bitch. If it hurts that much, it can’t be good for the germs right? Conversation:

Dawn: Get Oral-B it’s better.

Fawked: But I prefer Listerine, it’s stronger.

Dawn: Thing’s that aren’t good are always stronger.

Fawked: Huh? I’m confused.

Dawn: Ya like ecstasy.

Fawked: WTF? What has ecstasy got to do with Listerine?

Dawn: My point is bad stuff work fast.

Fawked: Like Ecstasy?!