Fawked Network

The papers are buzzing about Andy Lau being in Malaysia. And everybody is speculating if his girlfriend or wife or mistress is Malaysian. What’s with the hype? I don’t really see the big deal. Who gives a fuck if his lover is Malaysian? Well at least I know I don’t give a rats ass. I remember a paper saying:

… the boy, believed to be his son looked so much like Andy Lau

I almost laughed my fucking ass off. There was a picture of a Chinese kid wearing a surgical mask because he was afraid to get H1N1. If Andy was here I bet he was wearing a mask too, so maybe that confused the reporters that they looked alike. How can you possibly tell if a person looked alike when he’s wearing a mask? Based on his eyes? Then he would look  like the other 2 billion Chinese on the planet.

Dawn and I were taking lunch when Dawn read about the news and we had this conversation:

Dawn: Hey Andy Lau is in Malaysia!

Fawked: So?

Dawn: So I want to know if he’s really here. His wife is Malaysian you know.

Fawked: So?

Dawn: He came for a funeral.

Fawked: Who died?

Dawn: His dad died, it’s sad.

Fawked: Why is his dad in Malaysia?

Dawn: Don’t know.

Fawked: I think it was his lover’s dad.

Dawn: Can’t be, it’s his dad Mr. Chu.

Fawked: Can’t be his dad, it’s her dad.

Dawn: No it’s not!

Fawked: If it was his dad, then his name would be Andy Chu Tak Wah and not Andy LAU.