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A few days back I watched Up! mainly because it was 97% on Rotten Tomatoes and my brother said it was better than Shrek. Let me get something really clear, I don’t watch cartoons. I don’t care if its called animation or anime or 3d or whatever. If it’s not humans acting, its a cartoon to me. I think I should also add that Japanese Anime sucks. It’s the closest thing to a bunch of retarded kids trying to make a cartoon.

There are only 2 cartoons that I watch and it’s Shrek and South Park. A lot of anime lovers argue that South Park’s animation is even worse than anime’s. Well that’s because maybe South Park is made by retards?

Anyway, Up is about an ugly old man that just lost his wife and some how lost his sense of adventure. I’m not sure if anybody can lose their sense of adventure in real life. But that’s the story. Long story short, Old Man meets fat kid that looks like he’s mixed with Chinese cause he’s got really small slanty eyes. Then as you can already guess they start on their adventure in a flying house.

The movie was pretty funny because of the fat kid. Pixar was really nice enough to let a retarded fat kid star in their cartoon. Without him the movie would be boring as hell because the Old Man is semi mute I think. Below is a spoiler of the cartoon. Click at your own risk.

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The good guys save the day as usual but there is an unusual twist to the cartoon. The Old Man dies in the end. Boy gets really devastated and transforms into the Punisher.