Never did I thought that a movie like this would actually be good. When you come out of a movie you will always catch yourself saying one of the below:

1. Wow that was the best movie I ever watched! And I will watch it again next week!
2. It was a good movie. Well worth my money!
3. That’s the stupidest and most fucked up movie ever made in the entire fucking world. I rather watch my dog lick his own balls over and over again until I bleed from my nose.

A Perfect Getaway would be a number 2. It was a good movie, not fantastic but good. Movies like these are normally pretty straight forward, kill kill kill and scream scream scream. But surprisingly A Perfect Getaway was different. It was rated 58% on Rotten Tomatoes so it had to be better than shit and it was.

Basically they are on one of the Hawaiian islands and a couple were already murdered. So the movie is centred on 6 people, 2 being the killers.

The build up for the ending was really good. The whole movie would keep you guessing who the real killers are. And some scenes just make you forget that there is actually a killer on the loose.

Well if you don’t want to watch the movie, you can always click the spoiler below and I will tell you who the killers are. But you’ll miss the good twist at the end. It’s not everyday that a movie like this comes around.

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I got quite a lot of shit from people because of my last blog entry. The most common message I got was “You really damn free to make a stupid video”. Yes I am too free. I’m sorry because I am more free than most people. So free that I sit on my ass and make a stupid video to piss Edwin off. Lmao-rofl-wtf-roflmo-lolcopter. Anyway I have decided to point out, that when you are free you do pointless things as well. Read on:

1. If you are reading this, you are too free and its pointless to read my blog.
2. When you masturbate, you’re too free and masturbation is pointless.
3. When you dig your nose, you’re too free and it’s pointless.
4. When you roll your nose shit up and try and flick it away, you’re too free and that is even more pointless than digging your nose.
5. When you walk your dog, you’re too free and it’s pointless. Your dog can walk himself.
6. When you cam whore and take pictures of yourself, you’re too free and it’s pointless. As if your face is going to change and look like Jennifer Aniston after you cam whore for the three hundredth thousand time.
7. When you nag at someone, you’re too free and it’s pointless. It’s pretty obvious we were all born deaf to nagging.
8. When you sit an extra few minutes in the toilet so you can finish reading an article, you’re too free and it’s pointless.
9. When you turn a second time to look at that hot guy or girl and wish he or she would fuck you that night, you’re too free and it’s pointless.
10. When you check your email when you know you don’t have anything important in your mailbox, you’re too free and it’s pointless. All you are going to find in your mailbox are chain mails and advertisements how to enlarge your cock.

I can go on and on and on because I am just too free. But I don’t really want to waste any of your time when you read this.

This movie is for kids above 21 years of age. Super violent graphics with lots of gay porn. What else could you expect from FAWKED.Net right?

To understand the story you must watch all the videos. Some videos are really soft so you have to turn your shit up a bit, and some videos the sound is normal so you might want your finger on the volume button.

This is my first time making videos and posting on YouTube. So everything sucks. I uploaded a few videos and all of it got rejected the first time for copyright violation and shit. I hope nobody sues me or anything. To Edwin aka DK, fuck you and have a nice day!

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Edwin Wu a.k.a DK is a real dick lover. You can read all about it here. His latest idea was to tag himself on my dick. This is not over bitch!

Sacha Baron Cohen has a new movie out called Bruno. I don’t even know if you can call it a movie. If you don’t know who the fuck I’m talking about maybe you’ll remember Borat.

That mother fucker up there is Borat. If you still don’t know who the fuck I’m talking about, you need to shoot yourself in the leg. Well then maybe you’ll remember the guy below.

If you still don’t know who he is I can’t help you anymore man. But he’s back with a new and very very disturbing movie. It was too disturbing even for me.

This time around Sacha Baron Cohen plays an Austrian faggot fashionista. If you watched Borat you can only guess what sorta trouble he looks for. Basically he plays a fashion talk show host that lost his job then embarks to find fame some other way. Then he decides to go straight.

You can expect to watch a lot of gay shit in this movie. Gay clothes. Gay talk. Gay sex. And lots of crazy and daring scenes that he’s famous for.

Proceed below with extreme caution. It may contain spoilers but more importantly it may contain very disturbing images of faggots.

Paula Abdul is a dumb bitch. In that scene Bruno was suppose to interview Paula Abdul. And the interview was about Paula Abdul’s humanitarian work.

Shit gets really crazy when he heads off to the middle east. Let me remind you that Sacha Baron Cohen is a Jew.

The scene at the airport and he’s dressed in shorts and a sleaveless leopard fag out fit. Just look at those stares.

He took it to the streets. Touched a few men. And he pissed a few men off. They were chasing his ass. Good thing he’s still alive.

Next he went to Lebanon. Is this mother fucker insane or what? He must definitely be high on something. I think there’s a fine line between making a fucking funny movie and getting your head cut off in front of camera. But I guess that’s why he’s the best.

I can tell you Bruno said some really fucked up shit to this guy. His face scares the fuck out of me. I did some checking and this Ayman Abu Aita guy claims to be no longer part of the terrorist group. He also claimed to be cheated into an interview with Bruno.

After he said that shit, everybody just flipped. I don’t know how the fuck he escaped. He has received death threats because of the interview. Will he die? Wait to be seen.

Dressed in a bondage out fit disrupting an anti fag demonstration. Those demonstrators were pretty gay cause if they hated gays so much why didn’t they just beat the crap out of him?

The bottom line is, you MUST watch this movie. I would definitely give this movie 5 thumbs up and 2 middle fingers. Simply a work of art. Nobody else comes even close.

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