I wanted to take some soup during dinner just now and just as I opened the lid to the pot, steam shot up and fucked my thumb up. It hurts like a mother fucker. I think I got 3rd degree burns on my thumb. It looks like its good to eat. Smells like fried chicken drum sticks. The I had this conversation with my mom:
Mom: now you know what it feels like when I gave birth to you. Stop whining.
Fawked: when I came out I wasn’t burning was I?
take a joke, people. 
It's all for laughs 
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HAHAHAHAAH what kind of conversation is that with ur mom! How she layan a son like u?!
I have no idea :p
I don’t even know how to layan myself haha
hahaha! I also dunno how to layan you. -___-
oh by the way, it wasn’t that bad. at most it will smell like steamed chicken coz it was steam. si manja.
It hurts okay!