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All I can say about Inglourious Basterds is wow. I totally expected it to be different than how it was. Rated at 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, I would say it’s worth every percent. Let me tell you what this movie is not.

• IT IS NOT an action packed war movie
• IT IS NOT an action packed war movie
• IT IS NOT an action packed war movie

• IT IS a 2 and a half hour movie of non stop talking
• IT IS a movie that only 10 out of a hundred would like

I expected the movie to be a war non stop action movie but I was so wrong. There were some action scenes but maybe about 20 minutes in total. The rest were conversations.

Inglourious Basterds is about a bunch of soldiers lead by Brad Pitt. They go into Nazi occupied France and opened a can of whoop ass on the Nazi’s.

Though its not an action packed movie, the conversations and the turn of events were very entertaining. Some parts were quite hilarious but some parts were too draggy even for me.

I love war movies and I especially love war movies based on World War 2. So if you think you know about World War 2, you can throw what you know out the window because Inglourious Basterds came up with their own version of how the war should have gone.

I can’t really say much without giving away the movie. So I would advice you to watch the movie if you like witty conversations. A person with a really really sick sense of humour is also advised to watch this movie.

Example of a person with a really really sick sense humour would be a person that laughs at another person getting his head clobbered with a baseball bat. There were a couple of scenes in the movie where I was the only guy laughing my ass off.

That’s my partner’s kid. He always wanted a tree house but we didn’t have time to build him one so we made him a box house instead.

I saw this machine in Giant. They were nice enough to wish people a good health but apparently nobody advised them to learn some English.

Tucker Max is the ultimate asshole. His blog inspired me to be a total asshole I am today. Now he even has his own movie. Check out his blog at www.tuckermax.com and his movie trailer below. After you read his shit, you just want to be like him.

This is what happens when you put a tin foil into the microwave. I don’t recommend you do it with your own microwave. Maybe you can do it with your girlfriends microwave if she cooks real bad… so you can eat out more if it explodes.

Edit: After I uploaded the video and posted the entry only did I notice I fucked something up and the video is really really small.