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My Toothbrush

Posted by Fawked On Thursday, October 8th, 2009 - 6:35 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

That is my toothbrush. I love my toothbrush so much that I have decided to dedicated an entry just for it. It’s really awesome. Cleans your teeth better than the normal toothbrush.

Did you know that you are supposed to brush your teeth for at least 2 minutes? I know most people are done in 30 seconds.

Every morning when I wake up I brush my teeth with my awesomo electrically motorized toothbrush. But this morning it was a little bit different. I brushed my teeth while taking a piss. And my toothbrush fell into the toilet bowl.

I just woke up and I was blur as hell. I peed on my toothbrush while I looked at it sink into the toilet bowl. Then I put my hand in to take my toothbrush out and I peed on my hand too.

Well. That’s all I want to say anyway. If you must know, yes I’m still using that damn toothbrush. It cost me more than a hundred bucks I’m not about to throw it away. And yes, it does smell like pee. Fuck that, I’m disgusting so sue me.

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3 Responses to “My Toothbrush”

  1. dawn says:

    coming up with THAT story? Now…THAT’S disgusting.

  2. dawn says:

    I can’t imagine how you can drop that toothbrush. It’s huge baby. OMG.

    From now on please keep a one meter distance when u speak to me. And please DON’T kiss me. :p

    No wonder you were laughing and smiling like idiot all the time. I knew it wasn’t normal.

    But to think of it maybe ur toothbrush should drop in there more so u’ll smile more ;)

  3. Fawked says:

    I was smiling cause I wanted to tell you so badly but I wanted to blog bout it first haha.



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