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When I watched Beyond a Reasonable Doubt it was not ranked at Rotten Tomatoes yet. Either that or it was ranked 0%. The movie started really good. I was really enjoying myself thoroughly. It had everything to be a very good movie. Somehow it felt like watching Gone Baby Gone ( a very very good movie). But I was oh so wrong.

If I were to give this movie a rating of 10 I would give it an 8 for the first 1 hour 20 minutes. For the last 15 minutes I would rate it a negative four billion nine hundred thousand and fifty two. That was how bad the ending was.

The movie starred Michael Douglas (we all know Michael Douglas), Amber Tamblyn (We don’t know her, she looks familiar but not famous) and Jesse Metcalfe (starred as John Tucker in John Tucker Must Die). You won’t really get to see much of Michael Douglas in this movie mainly because I think he’s really old and he doesn’t have much energy to act. I wouldn’t blame the man, he’s married to Catherine Zeta Jones.

Beyond a Reasonable Doubt is about an investigative report (Jesse Metcalfe) investigating the DA’s office for tampering with evidence to get convictions. In order to prove his point, Jesse frames himself in a murder. He did it in such a way that the evidence was not enough to convict him forcing Michael to tamper with the evidence. Bla bla bla.

Now imagine this. Imagine Beyond a Reasonable Doubt as a really really hot and sexy lady (or man if you prefer). And you’re having sex for the first time (it’s always better the first time). The sex is so fucking good, you just can’t stop smiling. Then just before you’re about to climax, she farts. Really loud. Really fucking smelly. Not once but twice. Then she tells you, she used to be a man…

That is how fucking bad the ending was. It was awesome right till the end when it ended abruptly. Slight twist, but that’s all that is to it. A slight twist. I preferred Jesse Metcalfe in John Tucker Must Die. He should stick with those kinda movies. Amber should lose some weight and Michael should just stay home with Catherine. No spoiler for this review. Watching this movie is a spoiler on its own; it spoils your day.