
Yesterday the newest member of the Perodua family, Perodua Alza was launched. It’s suppose to be an MPV that drives like a car. It’s also the “most Malaysian” car to date but has a Spanish name.
Some guy was saying the other day that we should use our National Language in private sectors and shit. So why is the “most Malaysian” car named in Spanish? We don’t even have any Spanish people here and nobody speaks Spanish. Apparently Alza means “to rise” in Spanish. In the Malaysian spirit I feel strongly that the MPV should have been called Perodua Bangkit.

The name aside, the MPV looks fucking hot. I bet it drives great with its 1.5-litre engine too. But any car is better than fuck ass Proton. I have the right to say Proton is shit cause I got fucked 3 times when I bought their cars. I will never buy another Proton car again as long as I live… but I’m still driving a Proton cause I’m a poor fuck.



