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Streamyx UniFi

Posted by Fawked On Friday, March 26th, 2010 - 10:41 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

Yesterday I blogged about Streamyx being assholes here and today I read this article at thestar.com.my and I was laughing my ass off. Streamyx must really think we are stupid or something. Some of us are pretty stupid but that’s maybe because we have no idea what kinda bullshit they are pulling. Lets have a look at their awesome HSBB package:

5 Mbps – 60 GB monthly download quota
10 Mbps – 90 GB monthly download quota
20 Mbps – 120 GB monthly download quota

If you think monthly quotas are fucked up, they made it even more fucked up by having daily quotas out of the monthly quotas. I’m assuming the quotas are divided by 30 days or 31 days. So that would make it:

5 Mbps – 2 GB download quota per day
10 Mbps 3 GB download quota per day
20 Mbps – 4 GB download quota per day

If you think that’s fucked up, they made it EVEN MORE FUCKED UP, if you exceed your download quota per day they throttle your speed to 10% of the bandwidth you are paying for. So if you exceed your quota this is what you will get:

5 Mbps – 500 Kbps
10 Mbps – 1 Mbps
20 Mbps – 2 Mbps

This is all I have to say:

LOLWTFLMAOBBQWTFROLFCOPTER

There is nothing that I need to say further. You can clearly see how fucking stupid they are. Those a fucking ridiculous package. If you don’t think so let me do the math for you ok. Educate yourself. With blazing speeds you still want to watch normal DVD movies and normal 320p YouTube movies? No way, I would want to watch HD movies.

A HD movie is about 4 GB and above for a standard timed movie. 4 fucking GB’s. You can even fucking finish downloading that movie in a day. You need 2 days for the 5 Mbps, 2 days for the 10 Mbps and a day for the 20 Mbps. Then once you are done downloading your shit, all you can do is watch that movie because the speeds you get then will be so fucked up you can’t do shit.

If you think that’s not half as bad, let me just calculate for you how many hours of fun you can have with your HSBB crap. Now assuming you totally utilize your bandwidth, why bother having high speed Internet if you cant utilize the speed right? This calculation is also based on your maximum quota at full speed:

5 Mbps – 2 GB quota full speed download = 1 hour and 2 minutes
10 Mbps – 3 GB quota full speed download = 47 minutes 59 seconds
20 Mbps – 4 GB quota full speed download = 34 minutes

*All speeds and time assumed with 20% overhead

I’m lost for words really. I don’t know what else to say except that this is bullshit. They increase the speeds in 2x multipliers but they increase the quota by 1. Their marketing team is really fucking smart. I’m looking for a job by the way, why don’t they hire me and I’ll make the Rakyat happy. TM Nut might go bust, but I’ll guaranty they will be the most loved ISP in Malaysia.

Don’t fall for their bullshit. Spread the word. We don’t need fast Internet for surfing and YouTube. With that sort of quota we can’t even host our own servers at home. With the fucking bottlenecks and congested lines we are not moving forward, we are just moving backwards. And with disgruntled customers like myself, all I have to say is fuck you Streamyx.

Streamyx people are laughing at all you UniFi subscribers cause UniFi actually means U-NaiVe. Don’t be naive, it’s bullshit.

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71 Responses to “Streamyx UniFi”

  1. chellake pyer fawked says:

    all u tm haters complain are ONLY about dounload..what r u dwnload excatly??movie??porn??..then what u said 2G perday?? dang..with 2G i can dwnload 4~5 movie bdrip mkv compress or 10~11 eps in series..let think about it is there any ppl who actually spend 30days of his life just to watch 120~150 movie or 400~550 eps in series..ok lets not talking about movie..then what?? software..game..get a life dude..u all just slave of internet who only spend 24/7 of his life in front pc..my friend ppl call him tokey movie pkai pi wimax je..40G limit permonth xde komplain pape pn..plus if u use 5Mbps then just got limit to 500kbps u still can download about 60kps rate..u all brainless child just like the other said..=.=' who only know how to complain complain complain…and from my information u r not yet using unifi..so pahal ko nk bising2 plak..cube la dlu chellake, baru komplain..

    • kebutuhan says:

      tokey movie laen, cuba host server sendiri tgk mesti mahal punya guna UniFi dengan bandwidth limit, lg satu kalau rumah tu dkt 10 org mana cukup sorg 200mb 1 episode je lar.

  2. Dunno says:

    I agree with the slow internet connection due to monopoly, they can play with their price and slow innovation.
    now whatever it is I still need to subscribe one of these.
    Dunno what to choose Streamyx or UniFi, 10 ppl in the house 60Gb not enough. imagine 200 mb per ppl.

  3. SUcker-fi says:

    haha bunch of useless-fi users suck ur father dick. want find me come come o0o i'll wack u till ur mom cry and get fucked by a dog

  4. NOOB says:

    u know what unifi its starting to fucking piss me off after 2 weeks of usage….you tube slowing worst then strreamyx and at the 1st week my download was 500kb per second at least….and now its 50 to 60kb per sec(WORST THAN STREAMYX)…i mean wat the fuck!?? i pAId 5mb per fucking month at least give me some fucking truth to that u fucking fucker….seriously unifi still doing the the same fucking mistakes as streamyx then i am sorry to say malaysia will never fucking improve….FUCK YOURSELF UNIFI FUCKING HATS OFF

  5. whatever says:

    download is stable for me,but browning web really piss me off,even open no pics site also need wait a few minutes,no pics!just words!why need take a few minutes to open it?I wondering…= = why they don’t realize the line in Malaysia truly slow, don’t FIND any EXCUSE,SLOW is SLOW,BAD is BAD,SUX is SUX… don’t ask the client to accept your fault,be better,than no one will ever complain = =

  6. UNIFICRAP says:

    Why not you just send an official to news paper or TM, to open their eyes…..

  7. staypeace says:

    I think I walk to wrong blog, since this blog moral value is very low~



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