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The biggest question in the football world right now is why was Nani and Evra puking yesterday during the game with Tottenham. If you watched the game you would have noticed that Evra puked first. It’s weird cause when he puked he only puked water. Don’t they eat anything before games? I guess not. If I was puking I would have puked a cheese burger or something.

Anyway a reliable source from Old Trafford gave me the scoop on what happened. Read on and find out what actually happened.

According to the source from Old Trafford, Nani and Evra was hit by food poisoning. Apparently Sir Alex is fucking furious about the situation but claims he has no idea what happened to Nani and Evra. The source reported that Nani and Evra went for a late night snack last night at a local curry house owned by Manchester United fans.

Even though the source didn’t name any names, the source did hint that the Manchester United fans were season pass holders and they could be seen sitting right behind the dugout.

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Apparently Nani and Evra snuck out and had some capati. It’s speculated that Sir Alex is banning the team from having any capati or curry for that matter before big games. Due to the severe food poisoning, Nani and Evra could be out for at least a month to 2 months. With the league coming to an end, the question remains if Manchester United can cope without the injured duo.