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News Today: Death and Death and Proton

Posted by Fawked On Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 - 2:17 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

If anyone noticed, I’m no fan of our police. But I have to say, I was reading the papers just now and 4 cops shot dead a 15 year old kid. Kid rams into cops, tried to run from cops, cops fired at car tires and hits one of the kids and he dies. Cops find a machete of some sort in the car. I don’t understand how they were aiming for the tires and they managed to hit the kid, maybe the kid was hanging on to the wheel of the car? Normally I would say the cops planted the weapon, but if the kids were planning to rob somebody they deserved what happened. Yea hate me, I don’t give a fuck.

Then as I flipped through the pages an article regarding the death sentence caught my attention. I’m two hundred and fifty three percent pro death penalty. The article mentions that some guy (I can’t remember his name) wants the death penalty abolished. Why the fuck would he want the death penalty abolished? The death penalty keeps the hardcore criminals in check. They would have to think twice before they decide to kill somebody or stuffing their ass full of dope before crossing the border into our country.

Activists argue that the death penalty is uncivilised and cruel and shit. I say the death penalty is not strong enough. We only hang drug dealers and killers. Nowadays you notice even killers escape the gallows. If I was the man to decide, I would give the death penalty to rapist and tree huggers.

The article goes on to say that the number of death row in mates are in the 100’s and they wait years to get hanged. Does that pose as a problem? Death row in mates are normally isolated from the rest of the prison population so instead of housing 50 in mates in a cell, they can only house 1 death row in mate. That causes over population.

How do we solve this? Abolish death row? That’s a dumb ass solution. Cause then wouldn’t it be even more populated if we were to keep these useless sons of bitches? My solution would be to quicken the death sentence. The moment he’s found guilty, bam, hang him in the next 2 hours. Every court case would be like an episode of Wheel of Fortune, substitute bankrupt with Death.

What possible good can come out of keeping hardcore criminals in jails? I know a few guys that’s been to jail. And according to them drug dealers make a bomb in jail. Take a tooth paste cap for an example. On the streets a cap of dope would cost around RM10 to RM20. In the joint, that cap would cost RM100.  What else could you do in jail if not get high? Going to jail is like getting your dream job, they make more money than any of us.

I love watching National Geographic’s Lockdown series. It’s about all the jails in America. If they have 2 things in common in their jails are fights and shot callers serving multiple life sentences in jail. They isolate these shot callers and yet they still manage to run their criminal organization from solitary confinement. No matter how secure a jail is, the criminals always find a way to get the message in and out of the jail. Because the jailers won’t admit the crooks are smarter than they are and cause of that, innocent people are getting hurt on the outside. A solution would be to execute these mother fuckers. It would piss a few activists, but at least it will make the world a safer place.

Then after that I saw a full page dedicated to the Proton R3 Rally team. I was in a state of what the fuck. Just what the fuck is the congratulations for? For not finishing the race? Alistair McRae could have finished the race in a good position but his car fucked up. The other car couldn’t even start cause some mechanical thingy fucked up. So what is the congratulations for? Those that have driven a Proton will know just how fucking shitty Proton cars are.

Since buying over Lotus, Proton cars are always associated with Lotus. When they acquired Lotus I’m sure the intention was to make Proton cars as good as Lotus cars. But just watch and see how fast they will fuck up Lotus and make shit boxes on four wheels.

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