Paul the fucking octopus has spoken. He has chosen Spain to win the World Cup Finals against the Netherlands. I tell you that fucking octopus doesn’t predict winners, instead it curses the other team and causes them to lose. Paul is SATAN! Paul is the DEVIL!
The facts are obvious. Everybody knows Satan is the Beast, octopus = a BEAST! A normal octopus has 8 tentacles, but Paul is a retarded octopus with only 6 tentacles. On each tentacle, Paul has 66 suckers. If you add those 2 sets of numbers together you will get 666, the number of the Devil!
Paul is known as the World Cup Octopus because it makes its appearance during World Cups but little did you know Paul has been making ‘predictions’ since the beginning of time. The world as we know it has been shaped by the Satanic predictions of a 6 tentacle’d octopus named Paul.
After doing intense research for the past 20 years I have managed to come out with solid proof and unseen pictures of Paul making predictions that shaped the world to what it is today.
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When the world begun, Paul decided that it would be us humans that would rule the earth and not the Predators. However in another prediction, Paul granted that Predators would be better actors in movies instead of Jack Black.
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Vuvuzelas were going to be an addition to the 2010 World Cup whether we like it or not because Paul already predicted normal cheering fans would be replaced by the vuvuzeling Africans.
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This is a pretty obvious one. Did you think Obama would have won if Paul didn’t have anything to do with it? McCain for president!
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Maybe next year Liverpool will win it… or maybe next next year… perhaps next next next year…
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The hottest topic of the week would have to be Lindsay Lohan heading to jail for 90 days. The Mean Girls star didn’t even stand a fucking chance when Paul chose her to serve jail time…
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Sauron never had a chance. The battle of Middle Earth was won when Paul decided the hobbits would prevail.
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Star Trek is pure shit. Enough said.
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Paul rather watch Harry Potter his entire octopus life than watch that piece of crap Twilight.
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Since Megan Fox is married and booted out of Transformers 3, she is no longer the hottest chick in the world. Eva Mendes resumes the role as the hottest chick in the world.
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All of you that made fun of Michael Jackson should be ashamed of yourselves. Michael didn’t want to be white, he didn’t have a choice, Paul was the one that made that decision!
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