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		<title>I was Rambo at 12</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2011/03/15/i-was-rambo-at-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 01:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fawked says: when i was 12 i had a full time job Panda says: bull shit when u were 17 ur mum is still feeding u! i have to accompany him sleep tonite lol hahaha but he sleep already then i go my room la dont think i can sleep there Fawked says: why need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why won&#8217;t loan sharks lend me money?</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2011/03/08/why-wont-loan-sharks-lend-me-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 09:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fawked: Why can’t you maintain just 1 phone number? Clinton says: im mantaining both lol Fawked: what the fuck for are you some sort of loan shark? Clinton says: yeah Fawked says: sweet lend me some money man Clinton says: cant do that dont do frens money man we got a code Fawked says: why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Law To End Illegal Downloading of Music?</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2010/11/26/new-law-to-end-illegal-downloading-of-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 15:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I read an article at thestar.com.my on a proposed new law that will enable Internet Service Providers (ISP) to suspend or terminate Internet accounts of P2P users. The article calls it the end of “free-and-easy” days of illegal downloading of music and movies. Time and time again I have mentioned that news writers should get their fucking facts right and this time it is no exception. The “free-and-easy” days of illegal downloading ended a long time ago.]]></description>
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		<title>When an IT guy has too much to drink&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2010/11/14/when-an-it-guy-has-too-much-to-drink/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 05:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what the IT guy tells his girlfriend: “Baby, I have the algorithm in my mind how I wanna sex you up, but my body won’t compute” Random PostsNuffnang Ad Showing Me The Middle FingerDavid Blaine&#8217;s Bullet CatchBird NestTwilight Saga: New MoonIs That A Dildo?]]></description>
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		<title>How To Throw A Kick Ass Bachelors Party</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2010/11/08/how-to-throw-a-kick-ass-bachelors-party/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fawked.net/2010/11/08/how-to-throw-a-kick-ass-bachelors-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 08:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is not too hard to throw a bachelors party, unless you have less than a week to do it. An important rule of the bro code is, never talk about a bachelors party. The women want to know what goes on during the bachelors party, and the bachelor party “virgins” wish they can boast about it. If you have read up till here and wondered “What’s the big deal about a bachelors party? A couple of guys getting drunk and jumping in the pool with their clothes on”. Honey, you are so wrong. If you think you know what goes on during a bachelors party, you do not. If you’re a guy and you’re thinking “Hey I went to a bachelors party before, lots of drinks and women and I got so drunk I passed out”. Dude, you went to a club, not a bachelors party.]]></description>
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		<title>Rooney Contract Conspiracy</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2010/10/24/rooney-contract-conspiracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 09:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everything that I read concerning football are on Rooney and his sudden change of heart and signing a five year contract with Manchester United. Not only did a few people sigh a sigh of relieve at his commitment to the club, there were also a few disappointed people especially those that wanted me to eat half the Australian populations underwear. That was when Robbie Fowler, a former Liverpool player, said he gave Rooney a call and Rooney was interested in joining him at Perth Glory. Yes, this is the same Fowler that scored a goal once and went to the side lines and pretended to snort the white line as if it was cocaine.]]></description>
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		<title>Rooney, you bastard!</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2010/10/22/rooney-you-bastard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 09:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have been hearing a lot of news recently about Rooney and Sir Alex Ferguson’s (SAF) rift, but never did I think for a second that Rooney would leave the great Manchester United. Last night SAF confirmed that Rooney is “adamant” on leaving. I was shocked. So shocked I found it hard to sleep. So shocked I had dreams of punching Rooney in the fucking face.]]></description>
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		<title>Linkin Park &#8211; What the fuck happened?</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2010/10/13/linkin-park-what-the-fuck-happened/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fawked.net/2010/10/13/linkin-park-what-the-fuck-happened/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 00:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[However today, it was Linkin Park’s A Thousand Suns that was supposed to keep me calm and focused on the road. Instead, I almost ripped out my CD player and threw it at the Bangla that was sweeping the road.]]></description>
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		<title>Needs and Wants</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2010/08/14/needs-and-wants/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fawked.net/2010/08/14/needs-and-wants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day we were having a drink and the “needs and wants” topic came out. What are a persons needs and wants? One of the girls said… “We want a bad boy but we need a good guy” So what are a guys needs and wants? For guys it’s pretty simple… we want a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paul the World Cup Octopus Predictions</title>
		<link>http://www.fawked.net/2010/07/11/paul-the-world-cup-octopus-predictions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fawked.net/2010/07/11/paul-the-world-cup-octopus-predictions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fawked</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The facts are obvious. Everybody knows Satan is the Beast, octopus = a BEAST! A normal octopus has 8 tentacles, but Paul is a retarded octopus with only 6 tentacles. On each tentacle, Paul has 66 suckers. If you add those 2 sets of numbers together you will get 666, the number of the Devil!]]></description>
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