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News Today: Death and Death and Proton

Posted by Fawked On Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 - 2:17 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

If anyone noticed, I’m no fan of our police. But I have to say, I was reading the papers just now and 4 cops shot dead a 15 year old kid. Kid rams into cops, tried to run from cops, cops fired at car tires and hits one of the kids and he dies. Cops find a machete of some sort in the car. I don’t understand how they were aiming for the tires and they managed to hit the kid, maybe the kid was hanging on to the wheel of the car? Normally I would say the cops planted the weapon, but if the kids were planning to rob somebody they deserved what happened. Yea hate me, I don’t give a fuck.

Then as I flipped through the pages an article regarding the death sentence caught my attention. I’m two hundred and fifty three percent pro death penalty. The article mentions that some guy (I can’t remember his name) wants the death penalty abolished. Why the fuck would he want the death penalty abolished? The death penalty keeps the hardcore criminals in check. They would have to think twice before they decide to kill somebody or stuffing their ass full of dope before crossing the border into our country.

Activists argue that the death penalty is uncivilised and cruel and shit. I say the death penalty is not strong enough. We only hang drug dealers and killers. Nowadays you notice even killers escape the gallows. If I was the man to decide, I would give the death penalty to rapist and tree huggers.

The article goes on to say that the number of death row in mates are in the 100’s and they wait years to get hanged. Does that pose as a problem? Death row in mates are normally isolated from the rest of the prison population so instead of housing 50 in mates in a cell, they can only house 1 death row in mate. That causes over population.

How do we solve this? Abolish death row? That’s a dumb ass solution. Cause then wouldn’t it be even more populated if we were to keep these useless sons of bitches? My solution would be to quicken the death sentence. The moment he’s found guilty, bam, hang him in the next 2 hours. Every court case would be like an episode of Wheel of Fortune, substitute bankrupt with Death.

What possible good can come out of keeping hardcore criminals in jails? I know a few guys that’s been to jail. And according to them drug dealers make a bomb in jail. Take a tooth paste cap for an example. On the streets a cap of dope would cost around RM10 to RM20. In the joint, that cap would cost RM100.  What else could you do in jail if not get high? Going to jail is like getting your dream job, they make more money than any of us.

I love watching National Geographic’s Lockdown series. It’s about all the jails in America. If they have 2 things in common in their jails are fights and shot callers serving multiple life sentences in jail. They isolate these shot callers and yet they still manage to run their criminal organization from solitary confinement. No matter how secure a jail is, the criminals always find a way to get the message in and out of the jail. Because the jailers won’t admit the crooks are smarter than they are and cause of that, innocent people are getting hurt on the outside. A solution would be to execute these mother fuckers. It would piss a few activists, but at least it will make the world a safer place.

Then after that I saw a full page dedicated to the Proton R3 Rally team. I was in a state of what the fuck. Just what the fuck is the congratulations for? For not finishing the race? Alistair McRae could have finished the race in a good position but his car fucked up. The other car couldn’t even start cause some mechanical thingy fucked up. So what is the congratulations for? Those that have driven a Proton will know just how fucking shitty Proton cars are.

Since buying over Lotus, Proton cars are always associated with Lotus. When they acquired Lotus I’m sure the intention was to make Proton cars as good as Lotus cars. But just watch and see how fast they will fuck up Lotus and make shit boxes on four wheels.

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Safari Is Fake!

Posted by Fawked On Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 - 6:23 am Posted under - FAWKED.net

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
have to eat so much CNY kind of dinner
instead i want hawker stuff
but i know my parents will be happier if i go for chinese new year
but next yr we plan to go to south africa, so cant go home 

Fawked.Net says:
who plan to go?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
my bf

Fawked.Net says:
o ok

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
safari

Fawked.Net says:
dude africa must go this year!
in june
not next year

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
going to kenya n tanzania

Fawked.Net says:
why the fuck you wanna go there
look for blood diamonds?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
safari ler
then go to zanzibar islands

Fawked.Net says:
dude don’t you know that safari is a fake?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
this one we will travel on a big truck and there will be a chef with us
camp out n eat out

Fawked.Net says:
yea safari is bullshit man
its a  dupe
i cant believe you don’t know

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
lee’s been on it la
he wants to go again

Fawked.Net says:
now the animals are stuffed animals man

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
duhhh lah youu

Fawked.Net says:
they dont use live animals anymore
i cant believe you dont know
there are no more lions and tigers and shit in this world man
fucking Paris Hilton killed them all to re-leather her pad

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Nani And Evra Puking

Posted by Fawked On Sunday, April 25th, 2010 - 10:38 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

The biggest question in the football world right now is why was Nani and Evra puking yesterday during the game with Tottenham. If you watched the game you would have noticed that Evra puked first. It’s weird cause when he puked he only puked water. Don’t they eat anything before games? I guess not. If I was puking I would have puked a cheese burger or something.

Anyway a reliable source from Old Trafford gave me the scoop on what happened. Read on and find out what actually happened.

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Crysis Warhead

Posted by Fawked On Sunday, April 25th, 2010 - 12:36 am Posted under - FAWKED.net

All I can say about the Crysis titles are that they are pure shit. When running Crysis Warhead 64 bit my rig kept crashing. After much Googling I found out that it would be better to play Crysis using the 32 bit client. First of all, why bother making a 64 bit client when they never intended it for use?

The final straw was when I reached a particular level in chapter 2 or chapter 3. I was supposed to secure a landing zone with this idiot named O’Neil. After killing all the Koreans that tried to invade our LZ, the game would’t proceed. So I proceeded to kill every Korean in a 200 KM radius and still the damn game wouldn’t proceed. So yea, fuck Crysis and their CryEngine.

Most beautiful game my ass. How about creating the most playable game instead. I’m so fucking pissed I burnt both my Crysis and Crysis Warhead. At least I managed to reach the final level of Crysis even though I didn’t get to finish it. I only played Crysis Warhead for less than 30 minutes. If you think stepping and getting shit on your shoes is bad, wait till you get your hands on Crysis.

I’m off to finish some REAL games like GTA: San Andreas, GTA IV, Bad Company 2 & Far Cry 2.

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Crysis

Posted by Fawked On Saturday, April 24th, 2010 - 2:40 am Posted under - FAWKED.net

Crysis is a video game that was created in 2007. For a 3 year old game, Crysis demands a nuclear powered computer in order to play. Only a few days ago I decided to finally play Crysis. It’s one of those games that I will have to play sometime in my life just to see what all the hype is about. Like Harry Potter for instance, you know its shit, but you still have to watch it. One day you just might have a big business deal and the guy goes like “Hey Harry Potter is soo kewl, he abacadabra’ed Lord Voldermont and killed him! Did you watch it?”. It would come in handy if you watched it, instead of saying “Who and what the fuck is a Harry Potter?”.

The game started off really good. You’re in the jungle and killing some English speaking Koreans. The graphics are insane. I don’t have the best computer in the world anymore but it’s still a beast. My computer spec:

CPU: Intel Core 2 Quad Q9550 2.83Ghz
RAM: 8GB Kingston HyperX 1066Mhz
Graphics Card: Ati Radeon HD5850
Operating System: Windows 7 Ultimate 64Bit

With that computer spec I could run Crysis with the highest setting without anti aliasing but I preferred to run it on all high setting instead, that way I could get at least 45 FPS. Enough tech talk. Back to the game.

As you progress through the game, you kill all the Koreans and that’s when the game gets really boring and stupid. After you kill the Korean Colonel you some how end up in the aliens mother ship. This is when I start feeling like Will Smith in Independence Day. The game gets really fucking boring from here on, the alien bugs start appearing and so does the game bugs.

What pissed me off most was this one level when you have to defend your team mate called Prophet. I had to reload that level 200 times. When you kill an alien in that level its supposed to die then explode. Because of a bug, sometimes the aliens don’t explode even when they are dead. So I had to safe after each alien exploded or reload if it bugged.

Crysis is the most resource hungry game I have ever played, and buggiest too. To me the graphics are just “ok”. It’s such a resource whore because of the intense lightings in the game. I played Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare 1 and Modern Warfare 2 and that game had awesome graphics too and not a goddamn glitch whatsoever.

I quit playing the game when I reached the super carrier and there’s a huge alien bug to kill. I quit because the game keeps crashing on me. After Googling for a bit, I found out that it was also the final level. I’m too lazy to search for fixes. It’s not worth my time. As it is, I was trying to rush through the last hour or 2 of the game.

My last thoughts on Crysis:

It sucks. I don’t know how people can say its a good game. I enjoyed the first 1 hour of the game when the fighting was against humans in the jungle. Shooting and killing in the game is too fake and almost laughable. Crysis was commended for its “life like” graphics and such. Maybe they should have tried to make the death more life like. For example the “pink mist” instead when you kill a person it looks like he spilled a can of red paint. Considering Crysis is a “destructible environment” game, meaning you can shoot down trees and blow up huts and vehicles. But I was not impressed when I couldn’t shoot at corpses.

With all the hype that Crysis got I thought it was going to be an awesome game. Actually it was, until the bugs appeared.

Note: I have since installed Crysis Warhead. Warhead was created on an improved CryEngine 2. I am able to run my settings on Enthusiast (highest maximum settings) and average about 35 FPS without anti aliasing. The original CryEngine 2 powered Crysis 1. So I guess they rushed the first game without optimizing the engine resulting in bugs.

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