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Kids nowadays are getting more and more fucked up. And why is that? It is because of their upbringing. A fucked up family leads to a fucked up kid, with the exception of me of course. I came from a church going, good family, but I ended up a fucked up kid anyway. I suspect I was adopted…

Anyway, I read this news article over lunch just now. You can check it out here. Gangs are always going to be around. Always. Period. They have been around since forever. There are various forms of gangs. Illegal gangs and legal gangs. Legal gangs being political parties.

In that Star article they mentioned the “triads” terrorising the school and neighbourhood were gang 08, 21 and 36. It’s funny when people want to play reporter and report inaccurate news. For the benefit of those that can’t tell the difference, the word Triad is associated with Chinese gangs.

So my first impression when I read the article was, “wow damn Triads terrorising schools, those Chinese bastards!” Then as I read on, they mentioned gang 08, 21 and 36. I was like “what the fuck”. Everybody knows 08 is the gang of the infamous Kalimuthu a.k.a Bentong Kali. I don’t want to be a racist or anything like that, but I don’t think Kalimuthu was a fucking Chinese.

When reporting, the fucking reporters should do some research instead of using big words and getting it all wrong. God knows how many people read that article and went like “goddamn those Chinese mother fucking triads”.

You don’t hear people saying, “Hey I’m from the Mexican Triad” do you? “Gang” is the universal word, “Triad” is not. Get it right.

I read this news yesterday and I was pissed. Click here to read it. Basically Tan Sri Vincent Tan is defending the legalisation of sports betting. He is calling on all parties to look at the broader picture, what broader picture? Why am I even pissed? Let me tell you why.

He wants to legalise sports betting so he can make a ton of money, so of course he will defend it. If I can have a gambling license I will defend legalisation of sports gambling with my life. Since I will not have a chance to own a gambling license, all I will say is, fuck you.

Illegal gambling and sports gambling will always be around whether or not it is legalised. Why? If I can’t get a fucking license, I’ll just do it illegally. I will make so much money, you can shut me down every month and I will still make a fucking profit.

Legalised sports betting avenues will only benefit certain people; the people that got “connections” to get the license. For the other poor old bastards like you and me that cant get a fucking license, will have to do it illegally. Not that I’m saying I’m an illegal bookie or anything.

Lets not be naive, we don’t want to legalise sports betting because we don’t “you and your friends” getting any richer than you already are. Lets not bullshit each other. Illegal cyber cafe casinos are every where. EVERYWHERE. If there is a block of shop lots there is an illegal cyber cafe casino.

Want to stop illegal gambling and betting? Catch the people responsible. If I know who they are, I’m sure you know who they are. As for legalising sports betting? Sounds more like a “get richer quicker” scheme to me.

Please Mr. Government people, if you legalise sports betting please give me a license. I promise to be a good boy from then on and only blog about food and travelling. I will never ever say the word fuck ever again. Before I sign out, may I quote The Star.

“Tan said those opposing were not being sensible as the Government would earn an extra few million ringgit in revenue through legalised sports betting”

Just after he said that, you know what another wise man said? This wise man is wiser than the other wise man and this is what he said:

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This is a kick ass Nike World Cup advertisement. Very funny and very entertaining. I don’t know why they have Ronaldinho in the video thought, he was not even selected for the Brazil team.

Never ever ever watch P.S. I Love You if you haven’t watched it yet. If you must watch it, either you watch it alone or don’t watch it. But some of you, like me, might get caught in a situation where your girlfriend wants to watch together.

P.S. I Love You wasn’t a really good movie but it wasn’t that bad either. I heard the book was really good, but good books do not necessarily make good movies, with the exception of Godfather.

The movie stars Gerard Butler and Hilary Swank. You may remember Gerard Butler from the movie 300. Remember those famous words, “THIS IS SPARTA!”? Well, that’s Gerard butler, only without the beard.

I have watched quite a few Gerard Butler movies and I kinda like the way he acts. Considering the amount and type movies that he’s getting right now, he’s quite the ladies man. Hilary Swank on the other hand is not one of my favourite actors, even though she looks like she has a nice rack.

Anyway, in P.S. I Love You Gerard Butler is married to Hilary Swank. After 10 minutes into the movie he dies. Two weeks later Hilary Swank receives the first of many letters from Gerard Butler. Before he died he wrote a bunch of letters and planned some activities for her. So the entire movie she will be receiving letters and going on trips and shit.

There is one part just after his funeral where Hilary Swank goes home to her empty apartment. This is scene where you guys MUST be very careful. Before she sleeps she calls her answering machine and Gerard Butler’s voice can be heard saying something. She kept on calling and calling so she can hear his voice until she falls asleep.

So I thought that was pretty stupid right and I said…

“Hey if I die, you won’t have to call the answering machine. I’ll make you a YouTube video so you can hear my voice and see my face!”

Holy crap man, that must be the dumbest shit I ever said. My girlfriend looked at me, eyes all swelled up and started crying hysterically. In between sobs she was hitting me and saying…

“HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, OH MY GOD ITS SO SAD! AND ITS SUCH A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY”

So guys, if you must watch this movie with your girlfriend, make sure you keep your mouth shut. Unless you want your girlfriend crying throughout the movie and mumbling how much of an ass you are.

A few years back when Ronaldinho was at his peak he wowed fans with his amazing ball control and pin point accurate free kicks. When Nike presented him with his one of a kind golden thread football boots, he demonstrated why he was the worlds number one.

Currently, Lee Chong Wei is ranked as the world’s number one badminton player. But a couple of days ago Chong Wei just got totally creamed by Lin Dan of China. I am sick and tired of watching our number one player play like an amateur against China’s number one. If something is worse than losing to the same player all the time, it would have to be losing it at home with all your home fans cheering for you.

People are complaining that the video is fake and all that shit. Even if it was fake, thought I believe that it is real, he is one hell of a player. He has demonstrated time and time again why he is the best, because he beats the best and he makes it look so easy.

I don’t blame Lee Chong Wei for losing, even though it looked like he went down without a fight. I blame the coaches, BAM and all those pencil pushing cock suckers. We had years to prepare for the Thomas Cup and we only rely on one singles player and a doubles when it is a best of five competition. Maybe those idiots don’t know how to count.

When a player has been independent for two years, aged 33 and is still our number two best singles player, you know we are fucked one way or another.