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2012 – The End of The World?

Posted by Fawked On Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 - 9:27 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

A couple of weeks ago a friend asked me if I believed the end of the world is coming in 2012. As far as I know, 2012 is a movie. If the story is interesting enough I’d listen to it. So I did and it sounded pretty believable. I haven’t watched the movie yet because it will only be released on the 12th of November 2009. So I have no idea what’s fiction and what’s not. Apparently this 2012 Doomsday business has been going on for some time now. Below is the trailer for the movie 2012.

So after listening to the story I went home and Googled, a lot. I found a lot of shit on the Internet. I’m no astronomer or weather man, I can’t even name the planets in our solar system in sequence. I’m going to post what I read on the Internet and you make the judgement yourself.

Long story short, there is a planet called Nibiru that’s further away than Pluto. Nibiru is also known as Planet X and Eris. Eris has an oblong orbit and every 3600 years Eris makes a complete cycle. Because of its oblong orbit, it is believed that in 2012 Eris will enter into the Earths orbit. And when that happens the weather is going to go into fucky-tub and the world as we know it will come to an end.

Fact

All this shit sounds a little bit far fetched to me. So I started reading more. Then I found something really disturbing. 11,800 years ago there was a drastic change in the Earths weather that killed every living thing on the planet most notably the mammoths. In the writings of Plato it is said that Atlantis sank at 9600 B.C which is equivalent to about 7200 years ago. Then if we go back 3600 years ago, ever heard of Noah and his Ark?

Many believe world ending major catastrophes will happen in the year 2012 because the Mayan long count calendar ends on the 12th December 2012. The Maya is a Mesoamerican civilization noted for their fully developed mathematical and astronomical systems. It is also worth stating that the Maya miraculously disappeared from the face of the Earth. It is still being debated till this day what happened to them.

Denial

NASA has of course denied that Eris exist. But as more and more people know about Eris and start looking to the skies there is no denying that Eris does exist. There was a telescope built in the South Pole to study Eris but of course NASA denied that too.

The location of Eris in Google Sky is at 5h 53m 27s, -6 10’ 58. But if you find your way there, this is all you will see.

Of course they say its a glitch in the system. A glitch that they conveniently weren’t able to fix for a very long time. Just to set the record straight I just took that screen cap 20 minutes ago.

If you see closely above you can see a black rectangle box covering the planet Eris. You can check that for yourself by going to www.google.com/sky then find your way to 5h 53m 27s, -6 10’ 58. You can also use Microsoft World Wide Telescope and there is that same black rectangle. I didn’t take a screen shot of Microsoft WWT because it sucked, I couldn’t remove those weird lines on it.

If you check out NASA’s home page they deny the existence of Eris or Nibiru or Planet X but Japanese Astronomers from the Kobe University claim that Planet X does exist.

Religion

There is a very interesting verse in the book of Revelations:

"And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star
from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the
third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;
And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third
part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the
waters, because they were made bitter."
Revelation 8:10-11, KJV

I don’t know what that verse means, you have to come to your own conclusion as to what it means. I hope that star isn’t Eris or Nibiru though.

Below is another video. Some parts of the video are relevant to 2012 and some not so relevant but still, some really interesting information.

Conclusion

Do I believe the end of the world is coming? I don’t really believe it. But if it happens it happens. What’s a better way to die than to get fucked by a giant wave?

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