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What Happens When There’s a Car Accident

Posted by Fawked On Sunday, June 27th, 2010 - 9:50 am Posted under - FAWKED.net

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Car Accident

Posted by Fawked On Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 - 7:43 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

Earlier today I was rushing to the petrol station to put petrol then I saw an accident. As illustrated in the picture below, the arrow shows I was coming from which direction and I had to make a right turn into the petrol station. When I reached there the cops weren’t there yet.

As you can see from the picture below, car A is in the middle of the road. Car B crashed into him and some how skidded and went on the curb. I’m assuming B crashed into A, I don’t know for sure cause I was like a minute late before the accident happened. I dare not think what would have happened to me if I was there, B would have probably crashed into me or something.

Let me just explain how urgently I needed to put petrol. My tank has been empty since last night. I’m late for an appointment and a crashed car is taking up half my road. And this being Malaysia and our caring busy body attitude, assholes were blocking my road so I can’t turn. I didn’t take a picture then so I’ll just draw the people.

I don’t understand why people like looking at accidents. What can possibly come out of staring at the car? When I passed by I couldn’t help but notice the driver lying on the ground with his head busted open bleeding and probably dying. As you could have probably guessed from the amount of people standing at that area, that was where the injured guy from car A was lying.

 
I have to tell you honestly I was probably the most uninterested person there. Maybe that’s because I’m the most un-caring person in the world. It was a fucking car accident, a pretty bad one. The guy was hurt pretty badly. So if you can’t do nothing to help him, move along. Gold isn’t gonna start popping out of his ass.
 
Seriously I wasn’t even bothered to take this picture until after the cops came.

I assumed the accident happened a couple of minutes before I arrived, then add as many minutes as it takes for me to re-park my car into another petrol pump because my initial choice didn’t accept my credit card. Then add the time it takes for the pump to approve my credit and pump RM76 worth of petrol into my car. Just as I was about to leave the cops came.

Now get this, the cop comes out of the car knowing its a pretty bad ass accident, he walks with a fucking sway like he’s some sort of super model or gangster wannabe to the victim. What the fuck? Where is the sense of urgency? Where’s the fucking ambulance? But I guess, everybody is just like me, we just don’t give 2 fucks. The difference is, I admit I don’t give a fuck.

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