Patrick Swayze is dead! He died from pancreatic cancer. I don’t really have anything to say about Patrick, except the fact that he was a good actor. At Patrick’s funeral Kanye West was at it again! If you don’t know what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift you should click here and read that first.
This awesome piece was stolen from contributed by Layzebone.
The papers are buzzing about Andy Lau being in Malaysia. And everybody is speculating if his girlfriend or wife or mistress is Malaysian. What’s with the hype? I don’t really see the big deal. Who gives a fuck if his lover is Malaysian? Well at least I know I don’t give a rats ass. I remember a paper saying:
… the boy, believed to be his son looked so much like Andy Lau
I almost laughed my fucking ass off. There was a picture of a Chinese kid wearing a surgical mask because he was afraid to get H1N1. If Andy was here I bet he was wearing a mask too, so maybe that confused the reporters that they looked alike. How can you possibly tell if a person looked alike when he’s wearing a mask? Based on his eyes? Then he would look like the other 2 billion Chinese on the planet.
Dawn and I were taking lunch when Dawn read about the news and we had this conversation:
Dawn: Hey Andy Lau is in Malaysia!
Fawked: So?
Dawn: So I want to know if he’s really here. His wife is Malaysian you know.
Fawked: So?
Dawn: He came for a funeral.
Fawked: Who died?
Dawn: His dad died, it’s sad.
Fawked: Why is his dad in Malaysia?
Dawn: Don’t know.
Fawked: I think it was his lover’s dad.
Dawn: Can’t be, it’s his dad Mr. Chu.
Fawked: Can’t be his dad, it’s her dad.
Dawn: No it’s not!
Fawked: If it was his dad, then his name would be Andy Chu Tak Wah and not Andy LAU.
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