Reposting a conversation I had with Clinton. This happened like 5 years ago i think. Anyway this is how it went:
Fawked says: I heard you got mugged?
Clinton says: yea
Clinton says: –_-”
Clinton says: Malay fella on a bike
Fawked says: when?
Fawked says: where?
Fawked says: how?
Clinton says: 2 days ago
Fawked says: where?
Clinton says: on my way to school
Fawked says: he got samurai?
Clinton says: knife
Fawked says: haha
Clinton says: quite a long one
Fawked says: did you cry?
Clinton says: but i won’t say its a samurai
Clinton says: nope… I didn’t cry
Clinton says: he asked quite nicely actually, lol
Fawked says: how many guys?
Clinton says: 1
Clinton says: on a bike
Clinton says: stop right in front of me
Clinton says: i was like “wtf”
Fawked says: how did he ask you
Clinton says: he approached me as a cop
Clinton says: asking me all sorts of shit
Clinton says: ask me where I studied
Clinton says: why is my hair long
Clinton says: why is my finger nail long
Clinton says: ask to see my IC
Clinton says: then he gave back my IC
Clinton says: then he said he want to see my phone for pornography or SMS containing pornography
Fawked says: haha, a smart robber
Clinton says: –.-
Fawked says: this was before he took out the knife
Clinton says: then i didn’t want to give
Clinton says: then he showed me his knife…
Clinton says: then I know hailat.com
Fawked says: haha
Clinton says: cant run coz his motorbike is on
Clinton says: and I’m in an alley…
Fawked says: he pull the knife out from where?
Clinton says: his sweater
Fawked says: so when he pull out it was like thunder cat?
Clinton says: lol
Fawked says: after he pull out what did you say
Clinton says: he said “GIVE ME SIGHT, BEYOND SIGHT!”
Fawked says: I mean after he pull out what did he or you say
Clinton says: give me your phone
Clinton says: and remove your necklace
Fawked says: haha
Clinton says: I was so damn f**king on “panic” mode
Clinton says: i couldn’t say shit
Clinton says: well, actually i did say shit
Fawked says: you said “Please sir don’t rape me, just take my shit”?
Clinton says: no man…
Clinton says: I am never using that alley again
Fawked says: after he took the shit what did he say
Clinton says: damn f**ked up
Clinton says: only 1 way out –.-
Clinton says: cant run
Clinton says: he went off
Clinton says: what you want him to say?
Clinton says: well, he sped off
Fawked says: he never ask for your money?
Clinton says: nope
Clinton says: he was just aiming for my hand phone
Clinton says: then God knows how he saw my necklace
Clinton says: “aku nak rantai emas kau” (Translation: I want your gold chain)
Clinton says: –.-”
Fawked says: obviously he is a pro
Clinton says: yes
Clinton says: he did it 1 week ago
Fawked says: your phone is probably worth RM20
Clinton says: same case
Fawked says: same case as yours?
Clinton says: at Pandan Indah
Clinton says: yea
Fawked says: the same fellow
Clinton says: the other guy
Clinton says: didn’t want to give
Fawked says: wait a sec
Clinton says: well, the description I gave
Clinton says: matched the guy exactly
Fawked says: so the last person he tried to mugged didn’t want to give him?
Clinton says: yes
Clinton says: a Chinese boy also
Clinton says: that guy didn’t want to give
Clinton says: he got stabbed in the arm
Clinton says: and beaten by 3 guys
Clinton says: all 3 Malays
Clinton says: then they took his wallet, hand phone and watch and shit
Clinton says: the asshole got a walkie talkie
Clinton says: dude…
Clinton says: your not going to put this in your blog are you? –.-
Fawked says: of course not
Fawked says: the other kid is a brave one, how he’s got some scars to show the girls
Fawked says: so this guy is a pro with a walkie talkie
Fawked says: its just like the Italian Job to me
Clinton says: yea, can say so
Clinton says: hmm, i never watched the Italian Job
Clinton says: I heard its damn good though
Fawked says: and he has 3 more other guys waiting with a walkie talkie that would beat people up
Clinton says: 2 more…
Clinton says: if they don’t want to part with something
Clinton says: they beat him and MAKE him part with EVERYTHING
Fawked says: including his virginity?
Clinton says: I don’t know…
Fawked says: if you got stabbed you can show Simon Long your wounds man
Fawked says: you can show chicks you’re bravery cut and you can be cool like Simon
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