Fawked Network

Dawn: when can you do the blog thing for me?

Fawked: later

Dawn: sure

Dawn: later if u bored can go over kl sentral they have some refugee sale goin on

Fawked: what the fuck is a refugee sale? is it a sale where you can buy refugees as slaves?

Dawn: there it’s like those ppl ran away from war and all that. now they are here making a living with their skills and all la

Fawked: yea so why would i wanna buy their shit?

Dawn: handicraft sewing bla bla bla

Fawked: they wanna sell their rags and shit?

Dawn: er…they MAKE NEW ONES

Fawked: i dont wanna buy their smelly underwear with holes!!

Dawn: not rags and shit. not to buy. just go seeeeeeee

Fawked: some old grandmother fugitive will try and sell me her damn false teeth!

My friend bought an apartment at a rough side of town in England, so we had this conversation…

Fawked.Net says:
why the fuck did he buy a flat there?
he got a death wish or something?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
because its a nice flat
n this was before we saw all those shit

Fawked.Net says:
not so nice when they break into your shit and kill you

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
just down the road from ours, this indian gangster wannabe teenager, hurles some racial insults toward a guy in a cab

Fawked.Net says:
but then again hes mi6
so its all good
and they shot and killed him?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
and the guy in the cab stopped, got out n approach this indian kid and killed him

Fawked.Net says:
LOL
the guy in the cab what was he?
Armenian?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
dont rmemeber
white i think it was

Fawked.Net says:
Indians watch too much bollywood movies man
they dont know if you get shot you die

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/croydonnews/8117425.Blackberry_student_killers_guilty_of_manslaughter/

Fawked.Net says:
they think if you get shot, you just roll around, sing a song and 20 indian chicks come out and dance

Fawked.Net says:
some how i think im crazy or something
im no longer afraid of wild dogs
or maybe im just not afraid to die

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
haha
just make sure u get ur vaccine ok

Fawked.Net says:
the other damn i came home

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
forgot what the jab is called but it only last u ten yrs

Fawked.Net says:
and there was this pack of hyenas outside my house
i dont know where they came from

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
hyenas? oh come on!

Fawked.Net says:
like 7 of em
dogs
but they were hyenas wannabe
you know the road at my house is quite small right
and it’s dead end
and the damn dogs were having a party there

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
ya
party?

Fawked.Net says:
yea walking around and shit
acting like kings

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
a gangbang party or eating party?
oh ok

Fawked.Net says:
eating party
but there was nothing to eat
then i came home and i got out of the car and they kinda decided i would be their meal or something

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
lol

Fawked.Net says:
started coming near me sniffing and shit
and i got pissed, i just wanted to go into my house
so i told the dogs to fuck off

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
then

Fawked.Net says:
and a few of them got angry and started growling
i carry a baseball bat in my car and i wasn’t about to get fucked by  a few dogs
so i took that shit out and tried to beat the fuck out of the leader
he went like RAWR RAWR RAWR, mother fucker i almost took his fucking head off then he went off  WEW WEW WEW
punk dogs
i swear i saw one of them wearing a Chelsea jersey too, a Terry bitch

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
YA RIGHT

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
have to eat so much CNY kind of dinner
instead i want hawker stuff
but i know my parents will be happier if i go for chinese new year
but next yr we plan to go to south africa, so cant go home 

Fawked.Net says:
who plan to go?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
my bf

Fawked.Net says:
o ok

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
safari

Fawked.Net says:
dude africa must go this year!
in june
not next year

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
going to kenya n tanzania

Fawked.Net says:
why the fuck you wanna go there
look for blood diamonds?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
safari ler
then go to zanzibar islands

Fawked.Net says:
dude don’t you know that safari is a fake?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
this one we will travel on a big truck and there will be a chef with us
camp out n eat out

Fawked.Net says:
yea safari is bullshit man
its a  dupe
i cant believe you don’t know

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
lee’s been on it la
he wants to go again

Fawked.Net says:
now the animals are stuffed animals man

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
duhhh lah youu

Fawked.Net says:
they dont use live animals anymore
i cant believe you dont know
there are no more lions and tigers and shit in this world man
fucking Paris Hilton killed them all to re-leather her pad

A conversation I had a few days ago…