I, Adrian Fawk am an agent of the Fat Boy Investigation (FBI) for Sudden Attack Death (SAD). This SAD syndrome is not uncommon to gamers. The nature of this death is complex and it is still unsolved in the X-Files. My report so far:
The deceased Mr. Sammi or hereby known as Specimen A checked into a cyber cafe at around 6pm on a Saturday evening. His day was like every other day, he went to Colony Zone, killed a few orcs and got killed a few times. The time of estimated death was about 4am. Roughly about 3am Minion aka Kaith_Kit died 3 times to Dark Mare and the following conversation ensued:
Sammi: NOOB KIT
Minion: MEH HAI LEI GEH, LAG DOU HAI KAM
Sammi: hahah, you no skill, I am the god of escape.
Minion: lancau, you don’t die, you die I sure laugh 9 you
Fawked: hehe, noob kit
Aura: hehe, kit noob hai
Drak3n: I love teh cock!
Nazu: im hungry mafaga
NuLL: omg, I’m getting an erection!
A few minutes after Minion died the 3rd time there was a 3 second lag spike and the following shoutings in the cyber cafe could be heard:
Sammi: LAG MAHAI
Fawked: Extreme Net sucks
Minion: MAHAI I DIE AGAIN?
Aura: mahai, K1’s girlfriend damn hot, make me steam only
Nazu: IM HUNGRY MAHAI
Mike (playing dota): DONT RUN MAFAGA, I GOT YOU. COME ON MY SON, I’M GONNA KILL YOU HAHAHHAHAHAHA, COME ON HOMES!
Clinton: ???
Fawk: ???
Nazu: ???
Fawked: Mike TENG TIT LEI MY HOMES!
Nazu: wahahahahah
Clinton: wahahahaha, my homes wei
Precisely after the lag this was what happened:
Minion: HAHAHAHAH SAMMI DOWN
Aura: Hahaha
Minion: SKILL LANCAU SKILL HAHAHAHA
Nazu: IM HUNGRY MAGAHAI!
Fawked: Sammi sleeping?
Minion: I think he died
Aura: no pulse man
Nazu: no tiu him, lets go eat
Minion: why he die?
Aura: i think he heart attack after he died in the game
The concludes my report on SAD.
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