The hottest topic in the footballing world right now is not Argentina losing to Brazil. It’s not Beckham getting another tattoo or Cristiano Ronaldo getting herpes after fucking Paris Hilton. It’s Chelsea’s ban. Long story short, they signed some 16 year old kid named Gael Kakuta from Lens and FIFA banned them from making any new signings for 2 transfer windows.
FIFA claims its child trafficking. I totally agree. That ban won’t really hurt Chelsea anyway. Since Abramovich bought over Chelsea, they bought a bucket load of players. As many players they bought, they had as many managers. If they were to be banned for anything, they should be banned for buying Adriy Shevchenko from AC Milan for 30 million pounds. I think I only saw him play twice since he arrived in 2006. Well, that’s Chelsea. They suck. Period.
After FIFA’s ban on Chelsea, some French club called Le Havre thinks “Hey what the fuck? Manchester United stole one of our 16 year old players too. Lets report them and fuck them over. We need a good case so lets make up some story about them paying the kids money as bribe”. All I have to say is fuck you. Nobody fucks with Man United, Man United is the best. Fuck everybody else. Nobody fucks with Man United. You can’t ban Man United, Man United bans your ass. See what happened to Cristiano Ronaldo. He whined too much and he got his ass sold to Real Madrid where he can only score penalties.
Since everybody is jumping on the band wagon and blaming other teams of stealing their youth players and shit. I would also like to make a complain against Le Havre. Anybody remember this kid?
You don’t know that kid? Of course you don’t know. But let me tell you who the fuck that is. That kid’s name is Titus James Palani. Now do you know who this kid is? We call him Tikus cause he was really small size and skinny and shit. Still don’t remember him? I don’t blame you. That’s because he has been gone for like 10 years or something. I don’t even know where the fuck he is right now.
A long long time ago some where in Brickfields I had this team called Brickfields FC. And Titus used to play for me. Then one day a huge football club came to Malaysia. They went by the name Le Havre. Now Titus was amazing, he could juggle the ball 30,000 times I think. He could juggle it for so fucking long, the judges had to tell him to stop juggling the ball. So these bitches came to Malaysia, said some bonsoir monsieur and le croissant, bon appetite and some other shit and stole Titus. The deal was even signed over a Kari Kepala Ikan dinner in Brickfields.
I agree that exposure in France would do him a tremendous amount of good. But where the fuck is he? He some how went out of the radar. I don’t think I’ve seen him play for Malaysia before. So I say fuck you Le Havre. You say Manchester United stole one of your good players? You stole our ONLY only good player.
That’s a more recent photo of Titus. He’s not so little anymore. I think he should be about 22 or 23 I think. Somebody should nail Le Havre in the ass for stealing Titus. He was only 13. It’s not child trafficking. It’s kidnapping.
Writers note: I totally disagree with FIFA on the “child trafficking” situation. Stricter rules should be set to protect smaller football youth academies. But a kid should be allowed to play wherever they want. What are his parents for? His parents decides what underwear he should wear, they can also decide what club he should play for. For weaker teams, it gives a chance for a talented kid to improve at a bigger club. For bigger clubs, well lets consider it like you can’t hold on to your woman. What you gonna do? Bitch and complain some other dude has a bigger package than you?
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