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All I can say about the Crysis titles are that they are pure shit. When running Crysis Warhead 64 bit my rig kept crashing. After much Googling I found out that it would be better to play Crysis using the 32 bit client. First of all, why bother making a 64 bit client when they never intended it for use?

The final straw was when I reached a particular level in chapter 2 or chapter 3. I was supposed to secure a landing zone with this idiot named O’Neil. After killing all the Koreans that tried to invade our LZ, the game would’t proceed. So I proceeded to kill every Korean in a 200 KM radius and still the damn game wouldn’t proceed. So yea, fuck Crysis and their CryEngine.

Most beautiful game my ass. How about creating the most playable game instead. I’m so fucking pissed I burnt both my Crysis and Crysis Warhead. At least I managed to reach the final level of Crysis even though I didn’t get to finish it. I only played Crysis Warhead for less than 30 minutes. If you think stepping and getting shit on your shoes is bad, wait till you get your hands on Crysis.

I’m off to finish some REAL games like GTA: San Andreas, GTA IV, Bad Company 2 & Far Cry 2.

Crysis is a video game that was created in 2007. For a 3 year old game, Crysis demands a nuclear powered computer in order to play. Only a few days ago I decided to finally play Crysis. It’s one of those games that I will have to play sometime in my life just to see what all the hype is about. Like Harry Potter for instance, you know its shit, but you still have to watch it. One day you just might have a big business deal and the guy goes like “Hey Harry Potter is soo kewl, he abacadabra’ed Lord Voldermont and killed him! Did you watch it?”. It would come in handy if you watched it, instead of saying “Who and what the fuck is a Harry Potter?”.

The game started off really good. You’re in the jungle and killing some English speaking Koreans. The graphics are insane. I don’t have the best computer in the world anymore but it’s still a beast. My computer spec:

CPU: Intel Core 2 Quad Q9550 2.83Ghz
RAM: 8GB Kingston HyperX 1066Mhz
Graphics Card: Ati Radeon HD5850
Operating System: Windows 7 Ultimate 64Bit

With that computer spec I could run Crysis with the highest setting without anti aliasing but I preferred to run it on all high setting instead, that way I could get at least 45 FPS. Enough tech talk. Back to the game.

As you progress through the game, you kill all the Koreans and that’s when the game gets really boring and stupid. After you kill the Korean Colonel you some how end up in the aliens mother ship. This is when I start feeling like Will Smith in Independence Day. The game gets really fucking boring from here on, the alien bugs start appearing and so does the game bugs.

What pissed me off most was this one level when you have to defend your team mate called Prophet. I had to reload that level 200 times. When you kill an alien in that level its supposed to die then explode. Because of a bug, sometimes the aliens don’t explode even when they are dead. So I had to safe after each alien exploded or reload if it bugged.

Crysis is the most resource hungry game I have ever played, and buggiest too. To me the graphics are just “ok”. It’s such a resource whore because of the intense lightings in the game. I played Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare 1 and Modern Warfare 2 and that game had awesome graphics too and not a goddamn glitch whatsoever.

I quit playing the game when I reached the super carrier and there’s a huge alien bug to kill. I quit because the game keeps crashing on me. After Googling for a bit, I found out that it was also the final level. I’m too lazy to search for fixes. It’s not worth my time. As it is, I was trying to rush through the last hour or 2 of the game.

My last thoughts on Crysis:

It sucks. I don’t know how people can say its a good game. I enjoyed the first 1 hour of the game when the fighting was against humans in the jungle. Shooting and killing in the game is too fake and almost laughable. Crysis was commended for its “life like” graphics and such. Maybe they should have tried to make the death more life like. For example the “pink mist” instead when you kill a person it looks like he spilled a can of red paint. Considering Crysis is a “destructible environment” game, meaning you can shoot down trees and blow up huts and vehicles. But I was not impressed when I couldn’t shoot at corpses.

With all the hype that Crysis got I thought it was going to be an awesome game. Actually it was, until the bugs appeared.

Note: I have since installed Crysis Warhead. Warhead was created on an improved CryEngine 2. I am able to run my settings on Enthusiast (highest maximum settings) and average about 35 FPS without anti aliasing. The original CryEngine 2 powered Crysis 1. So I guess they rushed the first game without optimizing the engine resulting in bugs.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare was a kick ass game. Modern Warfare 2 is even better. Stunning graphics, awesome storyline and bloody. Not that bloody, but it’s still good. Check out the entire No Russian chapter game play below. For the full review and more screen shots check out www.setuix.com.

If you are a really fucked up person and you want to play a fucked up video game, Manhunt would be it. Manhunt is the most violent and fucked up game I’ve ever played. Manhunt is created by Rockstar, same guys that gave us the Max Payne series and the Grand Theft Auto series. GTA is another controversial game by the way, and I love it.

Manhunt is banned in a lot of countries. Below is a video of the game play. Watch it and you will understand why. It is a pretty old but I just started playing it. Manhunt 2 is also out, I should be posting something about that in the next couple of days after I finish Manhunt 1.

In Manhunt you assume the role of Cash, a death row in mate that supposed to be already dead by lethal injection. Some psycho doctor faked your death so he could video you walking around trying to find your way out while being hunted by jerk offs. The psycho doctor is probably jerking off while watching you snuff the life out of morons in the most horrendous  ways.

So far I’m only half way through. There’s not much of a story line. Basically you hide in the shadows and the baddies cant find you. When they have your backs against you, you come out of the shadows and stick your knife in their eye. After playing a while you feel like you’re repeating yourself. Hide in shadow, come out of shadow, kill dumb ass.

Below is a video I made. I have to warn you. It’s like watching Friday the 13th, SAW and Nightmare on Elm Street all crammed into one video.

But one thing is for sure, if you want something to scare the fuck out of you, Manhunt is the game. I caught my hair standing up many times. Especially if the baddies found you and chased you around. This is not a game where you can tank and fight more than 1 bad guy at a time. They will pwn your ass.

Killzone Liberation (KZL for short) is probably one of the best multiplayer game ever made for the PSP so far. Or so I think anyway. There are other great internet games like Socom, but I suck in controlling the crosshair

with the analog stick. In KZL you just have to move the analog stick to face the enemy and start firing and it will auto aim. What so great about the game then? It’s like using an Aimbot. The challenge here is how you evade and make use of grenades. The bullets move slow enough for you to evade but quick enough for you to die as well.

Another interesting thing about KZL online play is it comes with a ranking system. The more points you get in a game you level up military style. There there are a bunch of other cool shit on the official website at Killzone.com like linking your KZL online handle (the name you use in your online play) with your Killzone.com login so you can view your online game stats on the website. Most important of all the game is really active. At anytime of the day I login there are tons of games going on. It’s no trouble finding a game. Well that’s about all of the good things about KZL… Now on to the bad.

KZL Online is filled with cheaters. When I first started which was… yesterday, I got into some games where some people were impossible to kill. So I thought maybe they are high level ranking players so they get some sort of defense and health point bonus or something. Then I saw even weirder shit, people flying and running really fast. I Google’ed a bit and found some cheat programs. Basically with this program and the correct codes you can do everything from infinite health points to unlimited ammo to fast reload to spawning with whatever weapon you want. Basically all you really need is infinite health points to fuck up any game.

Now, hacking/cheating in KZL is really easy. But not nearly easy enough. I’ve never cheated on PSP games before so I’m not familiar with it. I did a little research and it took me quite a while to learn how to cheat in KZL, and I had to read from a few sites. So, I’ve decided to make a new guide on how to cheat in KZL. This guide is going to be so dumb shit proof that even my 24 year old brother can understand.

Before you start, please check if you have the following:

1. PSP with CFW (Custom Firmware). I’m using 5.00 M33 by Dark Alex.
2. Killzone Liberation. There are 2 versions. The EU and US version. In this guide I’m using the US version. The cheat codes for the EU version will NOT work on the US version!
3. A computer with an Internet connection and at least 1MB of storage for the files needed.
4. A free USB port on your computer.
5. The essential tools to connect your PSP to the computer for example a Pro Duo Mem Stick adapter or USB Cable.
6. Some fucking common sense and ability to read the guide thoroughly before asking stupid questions.

Once you have all of the above. Proceed to get the following:

1. nitePR – This program will load the cheats. There are some other programs like codePR and so on. But I’m using nitePR.
2. WinRAR or some program that can un-rar .rar files.

Download nitePR:

• Official website: http://sanik.imk.cx/nitePR/
• Direct download from Fawked.Net (could be out dated) here

Download KZL cheat file:

• Direct download from Fawked.Net (right click and click “save as”) here

1. Once you download nitePR to your computer, un-rar it and you will see the following files:

2. After that, connect your PSP or Memory Stick to your computer. Your Memory Stick should have a “seplugins” folder like in the picture below. If not, create one.

3. Copy the files from the appropriate version to your seplugins folder. If you have no fucking idea what version firmware you have, your quest for KZL cheats ends here.

4. In your seplugins folder you should also have a game.txt file.

5. If you don’t have a game.txt file then you have to create one. If you already have one, just add the following lines: ms0:/seplugins/nitePR.prx

6. Next copy your downloaded “UCUS-98646” and put it into your /seplugins/nitePR folder. If you have more cheats for KZL just edit “UCUS-98646” and add the codes.

7. Now you need to reboot your PSP in Recovery Mode. If your PSP is on, hold your on button up for a few seconds until your PSP shuts down. Then turn your PSP back on while holding the “R” button. If you have no fucking idea how to do this, take your PSP and slap yourself.

8. Once your PSP goes into Recovery Mode, choose the plugins option and turn nitePR.prx on. Sorry but I’m too lazy to download the plugins to take screenshots in Recovery Mode. But seriously how dumb can one be to not understand these simple steps?

9. Once you get all that shit done. Run KZL. Then press the volume – and + button at the same time.

10. Once nitePR starts. You should be able to see a bunch of cheats for KZL. Just press “X” to select the cheats you want.

11. Use the “R” button to move to the PRX menu. Then change Cheat Hz? to 15/1000 seconds. Personally I can run my cheats on 0/1000. But there have been reports that some only can run on 15/1000.

12. After selecting the cheats you want. Press the “note” button to activate the cheats. Press the “note” button again to deactivate.

So that’s about it. Cheat responsibly on Killzone Liberation. Only use Infinite Health if other people use it first. It would be really stupid if everybody had Infinite Health and nobody could die.

Notes:

• Sanik is the creator of nitePR
• I did not make the cheat codes, somebody gave it to me.
• Personally I only use “unlimited ammo” and “quick reload”. I only use “Infinite Health” when some other idiot is using it first. But I normally leave the game if somebody is using Unlimited Health or throwing crazy grenades.
• I’m not trying to kill the game. I hope they can fix this cheating problem on KZL Online. If not then I hope everyone cheats to even out the game.