For the past week I didn’t blog because I had a nasty eye infection. In fact I didn’t even use the computer much. My personal doctor (Dr. Dawn) told me it was because I used the computer too much. Staring at the monitor for an average of 15 hours a day for the past 10 years can’t be good for my eyes right?
At first I gave myself all sorts of excuses like dry and tired eyes, I even thought I rubbed it too much. But it got worse. Then I thought it was because I was watching too much porn. So I cut down on my computer and porn activities. And it got even worse. My eye started to look like this…
WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC PICTURES OF MY INFLAMED EYE. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART. IT WILL SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.
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Most people that know me well will tell you that nothing really scares me, except maybe ghost movies, dark places and snakes. I’m also scared of heights. Anyway right about then I got really fucking scared. I didn’t want to go blind or anything. Dawn kept saying if the red veins reach my pupils I will go blind and start crying blood and die. So I decided to go see an optician and get my shit fixed. I decided to go see the doc last Wednesday. I only went yesterday (Monday), today is Tuesday. So you can’t really say I was that worried, but I was!
This was my first time visiting an optometrist. When I reached there, they tested my eye sight. Asked me to read a bunch of alphabets on the wall. I think I scored with flying colours. The nurse said I had eyes like an eagle. Then he dripped some liquid into my eyes and it burned like hell. Yes, he was a male nurse. At first I thought he dripped some anti bacterial liquid into my eye or something because it hurt so much. Then 5 minutes later everything went blur. I couldn’t even read my SMS on the phone. I was a little bit worried because I came to get my eye checked and they blinded me right after I was certified with 20/20 vision.
There were like 20 people before me. It amused me because almost everyone in there were wearing sun glasses. And everybody there were at least 50 years old and above. Dawn and I were the only young people there. Dawn went with me because she said the optician was good looking. The patients went in and came out really fast. In about less than an hour it was my turn. Dawn was having a drink at the water dispenser when they called my name so I called her to hurry up. Then some old man that was sitting behind me happily announced:
“He’s calling his girlfriend for morale support, I think he’s scared”
The optometrist did a few quick test on my eye and told me I had an eye inflammation. I think he said it’s the inflammation of the conjunctiva. I’m not sure. I was blur as hell. Everything around me was kinda blurry after the nurse poured that stinging piss water in my eye. While checking my eye, the doc dripped more of that stinging liquid in my eye. He didn’t say much about my eye except that the good news was the inflammation would go away by itself even without medication and there’s no chance of me getting blind from it. Anyway he gave me an eye drop that would heal the eye quicker.
Everything was still blurry and shit. Maybe it’s a rule that if you have an eye problem and you go see the optometrist you shouldn’t drive. My eyes fucking hurt in the sun light. Good thing I brought my sun glasses. I dismissed all that bullshit and drove myself home anyway. I didn’t live too far away. I only had to drive about 35 kilometres home.
When I got home I went to take a shower and I checked my eye out. For a moment I got shock of my life because my pupils seemed to be missing from my eyes. Then I looked closely and saw pupils were huge. I think it was dilated to the maximum. Then only did it occur to me that they gave me dilation drops so the optometrist could check my eyes. My pupils looked like somebody injected a mixture of cocaine and heroine right into my eyeballs. I don’t remember my pupils being so fucking dilated even after I smoked a bowl of weed.
I don’t know if it was just me, but I had a fucking headache that night. I think it was because everything was blurry and my eye absorbed too much light.
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