I wanted to take some soup during dinner just now and just as I opened the lid to the pot, steam shot up and fucked my thumb up. It hurts like a mother fucker. I think I got 3rd degree burns on my thumb. It looks like its good to eat. Smells like fried chicken drum sticks. The I had this conversation with my mom:
Mom: now you know what it feels like when I gave birth to you. Stop whining.
Fawked: when I came out I wasn’t burning was I?
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