Fawked Network

This is a reply to Dawn’s Sweet Talk blog entry. This is my version called the Sexy Talk – GONE WRONG!

Hunny says:
*stares at u with foxy eyes*

Fawked.Net says:
making me feel bad right now wont really take my mind of what’s worst

Hunny says:
*showing my fierce teeth*

Fawked.Net says:
ooh foxy eyes i like
baby you got some bayam stuck in your fierce teeth

Hunny says:
*squinting and threatening to pounce*
wtf!
i didn’t eat bayam la!
that’s the ham yu

Everybody seems to be saying that MJ died. I find that hard to believe. First of all he is only 50. Second of all he is the undisputed King of Pop. He is immortal. How can he die? I think its a conspiracy theory. MJ is not dead. His death was faked. MJ changed his face so many times who can tell for sure if he really died? How MJ evolved in his years:

Well there you have it. The evolution of Michael Jackson. I don’t really care what happened to his skin. People said he bleached himself but according to MJ, he’s got some pigmentation problem. Personally I don’t care what color a man chooses to be. But I do have to say this (no offence to MJ or whoever), am I the only person that feels he modified his face to look like Mickey Mouse?

I can’t really say I’m a big fan of MJ and his sexual preference is a little questionable, he does however have some talent in dancing and singing. But seriously, I don’t think he died. He just changed his face again to hide from all those kids that want to sue him for molesting them alleged he molested them. It makes you think did he really do it? I don’t think he did it. Just look at Macaulay Culkin. The famous child star that acted in Home Alone. What a fine man he turned out to be.

The picture on the left as we remember Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and the picture on the right was what he turned out to be after MJ dumped him didn’t want to be his friend anymore. Anyway, this is how I think Michael Jackson looks like now:

It’s true. Michael Jackson is actually Cristiano Ronaldo!

Finally my obsession has been expressed

This blog entry is a tribute to the most awesomo human in the entire universe… and he is no other than Cristiano Ronaldo!

Ronaldo terrorizes opponent defense with his superb dribbling skillz. Ronaldo is like the Mohammad Ali of football. Just watch him dance…

Not only is he the BEST footballer in the world, he drives the best damn car in the world too!

Ronaldo is blessed with exceptionally Godlike football skills, wealthy and hes exceptionally good looking too!

Exceptionally talented, rich and powerful. It wouldn’t be complete if he didn’t have an equally hot and powerful chick…

You can really see how great Ronaldo is. Paris is celebrating after Ronaldo left. He must have been totally awesome in bed too…

You would think Ronaldo got it all. You are almost certainly correct. He has got it all. Talent, wealth, nice cars, style, hot women and even men too!

So there you have it. Cristiano Ronaldo. The best and most expensive footballer in the world. I would like to personally congratulate Ronaldo on his record breaking move to a very very good football club!

May Ronaldo grace the

Santiago Bernabéu with his exceptional talent

But…

Too bad…

You were not good enough…

Too bad…

you weren’t needed by

THE greatest team in the world

The one and only

by Fawked

Hardcore Man United fan since 1981

It has been some time since I got on Dal.Net so I thought what the hell, might as well pay a visit. A conversation I got:

[02:34pm] [Morfius] Damn you people

[02:34pm] • Morfius shakes fist

[02:34pm] [Fawked] MORFIUS! Hey man was Morpheus taken?

[02:34pm] [Fawked] I’m neo man, I’m the one

[02:34pm] [KouRosh] where do you live Fawked?

[02:34pm] [Fawked] bring me into the matrix

[02:34pm] »» join JessY^^ (Musical_@219.92.246.12) [Unknown]

[02:34pm] [Morfius] Plz, no matrix jokes