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Michael Jackson Dead?

Posted by Fawked On Monday, June 29th, 2009 - 4:56 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

Everybody seems to be saying that MJ died. I find that hard to believe. First of all he is only 50. Second of all he is the undisputed King of Pop. He is immortal. How can he die? I think its a conspiracy theory. MJ is not dead. His death was faked. MJ changed his face so many times who can tell for sure if he really died? How MJ evolved in his years:

Well there you have it. The evolution of Michael Jackson. I don’t really care what happened to his skin. People said he bleached himself but according to MJ, he’s got some pigmentation problem. Personally I don’t care what color a man chooses to be. But I do have to say this (no offence to MJ or whoever), am I the only person that feels he modified his face to look like Mickey Mouse?

I can’t really say I’m a big fan of MJ and his sexual preference is a little questionable, he does however have some talent in dancing and singing. But seriously, I don’t think he died. He just changed his face again to hide from all those kids that want to sue him for molesting them alleged he molested them. It makes you think did he really do it? I don’t think he did it. Just look at Macaulay Culkin. The famous child star that acted in Home Alone. What a fine man he turned out to be.

The picture on the left as we remember Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and the picture on the right was what he turned out to be after MJ dumped him didn’t want to be his friend anymore. Anyway, this is how I think Michael Jackson looks like now:

It’s true. Michael Jackson is actually Cristiano Ronaldo!

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