Fawked Network

I got quite a lot of shit from people because of my last blog entry. The most common message I got was “You really damn free to make a stupid video”. Yes I am too free. I’m sorry because I am more free than most people. So free that I sit on my ass and make a stupid video to piss Edwin off. Lmao-rofl-wtf-roflmo-lolcopter. Anyway I have decided to point out, that when you are free you do pointless things as well. Read on:

1. If you are reading this, you are too free and its pointless to read my blog.
2. When you masturbate, you’re too free and masturbation is pointless.
3. When you dig your nose, you’re too free and it’s pointless.
4. When you roll your nose shit up and try and flick it away, you’re too free and that is even more pointless than digging your nose.
5. When you walk your dog, you’re too free and it’s pointless. Your dog can walk himself.
6. When you cam whore and take pictures of yourself, you’re too free and it’s pointless. As if your face is going to change and look like Jennifer Aniston after you cam whore for the three hundredth thousand time.
7. When you nag at someone, you’re too free and it’s pointless. It’s pretty obvious we were all born deaf to nagging.
8. When you sit an extra few minutes in the toilet so you can finish reading an article, you’re too free and it’s pointless.
9. When you turn a second time to look at that hot guy or girl and wish he or she would fuck you that night, you’re too free and it’s pointless.
10. When you check your email when you know you don’t have anything important in your mailbox, you’re too free and it’s pointless. All you are going to find in your mailbox are chain mails and advertisements how to enlarge your cock.

I can go on and on and on because I am just too free. But I don’t really want to waste any of your time when you read this.