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Note: A bunch of the videos don’t work anymore because some asshole decided it was copyright infringement or some gay shit.

Recently all I have been hearing about is what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift at the VMA. Everybody is saying how much of an ass Kanye West is. I included a video of what happened below. I didn’t make that video so props to the person that uploaded it.

It was reported that they kicked Kanye West out of the VMA after that incident. What the fuck? Why? If they didn’t want people crashing other people’s speeches they should have better security. What happened to the freedom of speech? Can’t a black man get on stage and say what he wants to say without being discriminated? Below is another remix. The original was removed by the gays.

Frankly I feel bad for Kanye West. He’s an innocent person speaking his mind. I don’t have any of his albums so I don’t really know if he’s any good singing. But I suppose he’s pretty good at acting. What he did made me laugh. Taylor Swift looked like she was going to cry. Priceless.

Kanye didn’t think Taylor should have won the best video award and I agree with him. She acts like a nerd in her videos. When watching the music video it felt like I was watching a shitty teen flick. Below is Taylor Swift’s You Belong With Me.

Kanye thinks that Beyonce has the best video ever. Beyonce is sexy but I don’t think that’s her best video. The video is in black and white. It felt like I was watching a Speedo advertisement. Below is the video for Beyonce’s Single Ladies.

Enough bout Kanye, Taylor and Beyonce. Fuck them. I don’t really give a shit bout any of them. The best song and best music of course goes to…

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The song is awesome. Lots of ass and boobs. The singer is talented and good looking. It’s a full package. I’m quite disappointed that people nowadays don’t recognise real talent. I guess it’s because of his slant eyes.

Everybody seems to be saying that MJ died. I find that hard to believe. First of all he is only 50. Second of all he is the undisputed King of Pop. He is immortal. How can he die? I think its a conspiracy theory. MJ is not dead. His death was faked. MJ changed his face so many times who can tell for sure if he really died? How MJ evolved in his years:

Well there you have it. The evolution of Michael Jackson. I don’t really care what happened to his skin. People said he bleached himself but according to MJ, he’s got some pigmentation problem. Personally I don’t care what color a man chooses to be. But I do have to say this (no offence to MJ or whoever), am I the only person that feels he modified his face to look like Mickey Mouse?

I can’t really say I’m a big fan of MJ and his sexual preference is a little questionable, he does however have some talent in dancing and singing. But seriously, I don’t think he died. He just changed his face again to hide from all those kids that want to sue him for molesting them alleged he molested them. It makes you think did he really do it? I don’t think he did it. Just look at Macaulay Culkin. The famous child star that acted in Home Alone. What a fine man he turned out to be.

The picture on the left as we remember Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and the picture on the right was what he turned out to be after MJ dumped him didn’t want to be his friend anymore. Anyway, this is how I think Michael Jackson looks like now:

It’s true. Michael Jackson is actually Cristiano Ronaldo!