Sacha Baron Cohen has a new movie out called Bruno. I don’t even know if you can call it a movie. If you don’t know who the fuck I’m talking about maybe you’ll remember Borat.
That mother fucker up there is Borat. If you still don’t know who the fuck I’m talking about, you need to shoot yourself in the leg. Well then maybe you’ll remember the guy below.
If you still don’t know who he is I can’t help you anymore man. But he’s back with a new and very very disturbing movie. It was too disturbing even for me.
This time around Sacha Baron Cohen plays an Austrian faggot fashionista. If you watched Borat you can only guess what sorta trouble he looks for. Basically he plays a fashion talk show host that lost his job then embarks to find fame some other way. Then he decides to go straight.
You can expect to watch a lot of gay shit in this movie. Gay clothes. Gay talk. Gay sex. And lots of crazy and daring scenes that he’s famous for.
Proceed below with extreme caution. It may contain spoilers but more importantly it may contain very disturbing images of faggots.
Paula Abdul is a dumb bitch. In that scene Bruno was suppose to interview Paula Abdul. And the interview was about Paula Abdul’s humanitarian work.
Shit gets really crazy when he heads off to the middle east. Let me remind you that Sacha Baron Cohen is a Jew.
The scene at the airport and he’s dressed in shorts and a sleaveless leopard fag out fit. Just look at those stares.
He took it to the streets. Touched a few men. And he pissed a few men off. They were chasing his ass. Good thing he’s still alive.
Next he went to Lebanon. Is this mother fucker insane or what? He must definitely be high on something. I think there’s a fine line between making a fucking funny movie and getting your head cut off in front of camera. But I guess that’s why he’s the best.
I can tell you Bruno said some really fucked up shit to this guy. His face scares the fuck out of me. I did some checking and this Ayman Abu Aita guy claims to be no longer part of the terrorist group. He also claimed to be cheated into an interview with Bruno.
After he said that shit, everybody just flipped. I don’t know how the fuck he escaped. He has received death threats because of the interview. Will he die? Wait to be seen.
Dressed in a bondage out fit disrupting an anti fag demonstration. Those demonstrators were pretty gay cause if they hated gays so much why didn’t they just beat the crap out of him?
The bottom line is, you MUST watch this movie. I would definitely give this movie 5 thumbs up and 2 middle fingers. Simply a work of art. Nobody else comes even close.
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