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I read in the news paper today some idiot said we should castrate men that cause unwanted pregnancies. He also went on to say rapists should be castrated. I agree that rapist should get heavier punishments. Again and again I have emphasized that rapists should get the death penalty.

However, I don’t agree that men should be castrated for unwanted pregnancies if the sex were consensual. Women like to fuck just as much as men, cause if it wasn’t consensual then it would be rape, no? The guy that said men should be castrated is a man but he speaks like he’s some lesbian women’s activist.

Some kids are gonna fuck. Whether they get a proper education or not, if they want to fuck and if they get a chance to fuck, they are gonna fuck. We can sit there pretending that if we ignore this problem and hope we educate and love the kids enough they won’t fuck, well people, you all are so dead wrong. A good way to stop unwanted pregnancies would be to introduce and give out free condoms to teenagers.

But no, its wrong. In every religion its wrong to fuck before marriage. By giving condoms to people, we are encouraging them to fuck? Saying that it’s ok to fuck? Lets be realistic. Condom or no condom, people are gonna fuck one way or another. And every guy out there thinks he’s a cowboy. Son, you can draw your dick fast enough ok, it only happens in porno.

I’ve been an asshole all my life and I will continue to be an asshole. But its about time I gave something back to the community. I’m going to rid this country of unwanted pregnancies. So I will be selling quality Durex Condoms online.

People don’t buy condoms  because they are ashamed of getting caught buying them. So, buy it from me. It’s going to be more expensive that’s for sure, but that’s the price of privacy. Basically anything you want from the pharmacy that you are too shy to buy yourself, I’ll get it for you and send it to you by post or DHL if you want it fast.

When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I do not remember what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings’.

There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men -’don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.

Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you do not have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife does not.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts do not have eyes.

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

Well my buddy asked me to help him do a college paper. I think he failed that subject. Anyway here it is:

Topic: Sex and family, with the values of egoism and utilitarianism applied

Dirty. That is the first thing we think when sex is mentioned. We do not even stop to think for a moment that the word sex could have other meanings other than intercourse. According to www.dictionary.com the word sex

“applies to the property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions”.

My personal opinion on sexual intercourse is the closest feeling of being in heaven while it lasts. That also nicely describes the meaning of utilitarianism or as elaborated by Jeremy Bentham and James Mill;

“the aim was said to be the greatest happiness for the greatest number”.

In this topic of discussion we assume the word sex means sexual intercourse. Naturally organisms have sex to reproduce; this is assuming they have sexual intercourse with the same sex and species the way that it was meant to be. As the years go by there has been a growing trend of pre-marital sex that leads to unwanted pregnancies and other problems. One of the main concerns among teenagers is abortion. In my opinion abortion is wrong in many ways. Another word best describing abortion would be murder. Before anybody decides to have sex, he or she must be well educated on sex and the risks involved. This is where the family plays a role.

Naturally we adopt the religion that our parents believe in. I do not think there are any religions in this world that condones pre marital sex, but of course I could be wrong. When a person has not had sexual intercourse before, that person is considered a virgin. But virginity is a very abstract word. So what is virginity? What does it really mean? Is virginity really important? Speaking from the point of view as a male, losing your virginity means you have something extra to chat about with your friends that is considered “cool”.

Every person is born to this world with some sense of egoism. But how does egoism come into a topic of sex? I think I can safely say that largest ego in this topic of discussion would belong to the male species. To most guys losing their virginity the earliest would mean a conquest won. It is also because of egoism that make males think they have to sleep with a lot of girls. Of course females are not entirely innocent. There are also females that are into casual sex because of their ego, I just have not found one yet.

Sex should be consensual or else it would be considered rape. During consensual sex the objective is to achieve greatest happiness for the couple. However from the elaboration of Jeremy Bentham and James Mill the topic of discussion might be about orgies. An orgy is a sexual activity performed in a group. I have never personally been in an orgy, but I would love to one day.

To conclude this paper, I have decided that sex is not wrong. Sex is fun. Sex is a work of art. It takes two or more people to actively participate in. A good piece of advice would be to get a few condoms ready. If possible watch some pornographic movies before trying to have sex. Sex is an adventure with many different ways of approach. However always be safe and be ready to get a surprise in 9 months.