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I Need A Job!

Posted by Fawked On Saturday, September 5th, 2009 - 11:38 am Posted under - FAWKED.net

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
hey Fawk

Fawked.Net says:
sup

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
how r u

Fawked.Net says:
im good
hey you still got that contact to write for the star or something

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
i dont write anymore but of course i know the peops
wassup

Fawked.Net says:
can u hook me up
before i starve to death
i haven’t eaten in a week

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
can give me to samples or writing?
two

Fawked.Net says:
ya ok

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
send to xxxx.xxxxx@gmail.com

Fawked.Net says:
ok

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
lemme ask him if they r looking first

Fawked.Net says:
kk

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
but they usually like freelance
but lemme ask. i dunno how bad recession hit them

Fawked.Net says:
yea freelance
only want freelance

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
wah, havent eaten for a week some more so picky?
are u going to say no if star offers u a journalistic career?

Fawked.Net says:
i think freelance is easier to get than that

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
true but im talking bout possibilities

Fawked.Net says:
of course if its possible i’ll take it
yesterday a kampung of grasshoppers killed my mini farm
today was harvest day and i have half a bendi

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
u have a farm?
no way u lost all your okras?

Fawked.Net says:
what okras?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
lady fingers
i think thats bendi

Fawked.Net says:
lady fingers i know
but whats okras?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
same thing la
different name
its like brinjal – eggplant – aubergine

Fawked.Net says:
oh
we just call it lady fingers

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
i’ll say all the names till ppl understand what i mean
my friend not responding
u might know him
he writes as bangsar boy in the star

Fawked.Net says:
dont know
i dont read newspaper
no money to buy
i only read the front page cause its free

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
i bet ur mum buys it
idiot la u

Fawked.Net says:
i dont live with her anymore

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
what
u living on the streets now?

Fawked.Net says:
in a cardbox box
its the raining season here
its not much of a box now man…
on the bright side, when its really soft i can mould my box house to look like disneyland

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
had to respond to emails from clients
two colleagues on leave, so i standing in

Fawked.Net says:
u wanna hire me?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
if u do java development or sharepoint, we’ll hire u

Fawked.Net says:
i can always share a point over a cup of java coffee
so when can i start?

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Dogshit

Posted by Fawked On Monday, April 20th, 2009 - 5:24 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
one of my shoe had dog shit man
i have a blocked nose so i normally don’t smell anything
but i was sitting here for a while and I thought I smell shit
it must be like from Saturday
if i can smell, that means its worse than it is
 

Fawked.Net says:
sup
LOL
DUDE THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
so in the train and bus this morn, which was packed like sardines, I smelled of shit
i was the short Asian girl who smell of shit
 

Fawked.Net says:
ROFL
well i guess you made your mark
or should i say your smell
haha
you’re lucky nobody scolded you haha
if it was me i would be like "WHO SHAT HIS PANTS”

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
dog shit la
dog shit smell different ok
  Fawked.Net says:
doesn’t matter

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
i bet i got it in the garden in my house
fuck those dogs man
 

Fawked.Net says:
shit is still shit man

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
fuck you man
no mercy
at all
 

Fawked.Net says:
no mercy man!
no mercy for the person that steps on dog shit
what sucks more than smelling like dog shit is washing the dog shit away
 

Fawked.Net said (4:52 PM):
so did you wash the shit away?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
yes of course
are you insane?
 

Fawked.Net says:
then did you take a sniff and see if the smell was still there?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
I just sprayed some bathroom cleaner detergent
n took a scrubber in the toilet n scrub
I told you my office is in an apartment right
 

Fawked.Net says:
did you get some of the shit water on your hands?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
so we have like a house bathroom
no
are you crazy
 

Fawked.Net says:
are you sure

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
yes very
 

Fawked.Net says:
maybe got some on your legs?

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
fuck you man
 

Fawked.Net says:
you sure its clean?
when you scrub it surely some water touched you
 

Fawked.Net said (4:58 PM):
when you stepped on the dog shit while walking you might have kicked some up and got it on your calf or heels
make sure you check and make sure theres no dog shit there

Angeline holds happiness in her hands says:
no la
fuck you man
I’m paranoid now
I feel like I smell of dog shit
thank god I puffed my perfume 3 times on myself today

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