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Twilight Saga: New Moon

Posted by Fawked On Monday, November 30th, 2009 - 6:38 pm Posted under - FAWKED.net

A couple of months ago I found this movie called Twilight. I heard it was a Vampire versus Werewolf movie. At that time I was bored as hell so I thought how bad could it be right. I thought it was Vampires killing Werewolves and shit. How wrong was I. If you continue reading beware that there might be spoilers.

It’s not bad but it wasn’t that great either. Unlike most movies where the first movie is always the best, Twilight Saga: New Moon was slightly much better than Twilight. In New Moon there were slightly more action than the first part but with a little extra.

I can’t really say much about New Moon except that its a stupid love story. That’s it. It’s all the same with love stories. Two guys want a girl. One is a vampire and the other is a werewolf. History goes, vampires and werewolves are sworn enemies.

What I couldn’t stand in the movie was Taylor Lautner. He obviously spends like 20 hours a day in the gym buffing his shit up. But I didn’t think he needed to do every scene shirtless. Every time he came out shirtless the girls in the cinema would cheer like crazy.

For a Werewolf, he is pretty clean shaven. Of course in the movie Kristen Stewart goes for the Vampire Robert Pattinson. For a Vampire he’s pretty damn hairy. He’s not very masculine either, maybe its because they only suck animal blood and not human blood. So I guess he’s suffering from some form of malnourishment.

I wasn’t too happy with Twilight Saga: New Moon because they didn’t show much of Alice (Ashley Greene). Just to set the record straight I think Ashley Greene is much hotter than Kristen Stewart. I included a picture for your comparison.

In the movie Kristen Stewart keeps asking to be changed into a Vampire but Robert gives all sorts of fucking excuses like he doesn’t want her to be cursed and shit. I really think that he simply doesn’t want to have the same girl for the next thousand years. Who does right?

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